Predictions:
1)Solomon Haile wins by 35 seconds, but is discovered to be 35 years old and is DQ'd.
2)Trevor Dunbar is en route to second, but 100m from the line sees a wild bear, chases after it, wrestles it, tames it, and rides it home.
3)So Schwartz ends up getting second, which would put him at first, but he is shunned for wearing a speedsuit, and therefore unable to claim his victory.
4)An underdog leads the first 800, but gets absolutely dropped in the 2nd mile.
5)Someone on this forum rudely either: a)rudely insults me. b) tries to actually logically argue against my predictions. c)somehow feels insulted or gypped by my obvious (though rather poor) attempt at comedy.
6)Bill Matthews changes his name to Dave and starts a band.
7)Some guy from the Midwest shatters pre-race predictions and wins.