Megan Fox wearing Nike Matumbos

Read closely Hugeberries (if that is your real name, or is that you Perfect Tommy? New Jersey?) or risk the wrath of the Red Lectroids again.

Not THAT hot. She is hot. I would bone her in a number of dimensions, but not so hot as to bone her in the 8th dimension.

It is the average horn dog teenager that worships at the alter of Megan Fox because their concept of beauty is shaped by internet porn and the soft core mags like Maxim that they can get without id. For those of us who aren't jackin it three times a day to the latest issue of Maxim, there are many who easily surpass Megan Fox in terms of hotness. Emmanuelle Beart, Bérénice Bejo, Sienna Miller, Mila Kunis, and so on. I do not know whether it is the crappy Peter Bay movies or just that on the scale of girl next door to skank ho, she trends towards the latter, but I just don't think Megan Fox is THAT hot. But I am sure she would do the Nike ad. I hear she posts on letsrun as Mrs. Masterbooner or something like that.

I wonder if any on the ladies on let's run would hit that?

Sienna Miller? Seriously?

Gotta wonder why this masturbatory fantasy is still up here while that rather interesting "most evil person in track and field history" thread got deleted.

Sorry, just because the chicks you list are more exotic, doesn't mean they're hotter. In fact, it means the exact opposite. There's a reason they're not universally known as that hot and Megan Fox is. Guess what? Your opinion means cock in the face of the vocal MAJORITY that disagree with you. You are entitled to your shitty opinion, but you also have the right to be made fun for having DICK taste in women.

oh man..who let the Dyestat kiddies back on the board...

kid reads Maxim = hearts Megan Fox

gets on Dyestat - creams over Nike Spike

dirty dream complete

that is an absolutely ridiculous proposition and almost certainly borders on the most nonsensical b******t that anyone on this message board have had the unfortunate circumstance of laying their eyes on. a completely commendible suggestion, such as that made by the individual that started this thread, shot down by the imbecilic remark about their virginity that u made. Your comment lends itself to a strong suspicion among any acute poster on here about your social ineptitude, intellectual competence, and sexual shortcomings; to only mention the most obvious faultiness of your existence.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

u apparently have nothing legitimate to say + the quick turnover in your response demonstrates the strong likelihood that u are the biggest running nerd posting on this thread, which invariably must mean your socially retarded to some degree, and thus most likely a virgin; the very thing your accusing others of. u got nothing... goodnight.... megan fox is hot, especially in matumbos.

Wow, I am so glad I'm not a guy.

Ah ah ah

This would never work. While it might make a good poster for 2% of the teenage male population obsessed with track spikes, it would not sell shoes. Have you felt compelled to buy anything else she wears, like women's underwear or bedsheets? ...you don't have to answer that.

Im still trying to process the fact that someone on this thread actually said and thinks that Mila Kunis is hotter than Megan Fox.

Yeah, I don't even pay that much attention to this stuff, but Mila is a pipsqueak

Your statement clearly identifies you as a total homo. Therefore, it is apparent that you would blow any dude, regardless of whether his penis was previously in Megan Fox, or any other girl for that matter.

On the other hand, if you are a chick, then your comment is totally hot.

I've never heard of Megan Fox until now. After seeing the pictures in the links that someone posted, I have to say I'm very disappointed.

observer of gravity wrote:

Who the hell is Brian?

Brian is that TOOL that was on 90210 and never deserved a chick this hot.

Goodness, I had no idea! For you see I have been on Mars, for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears.

Hymie wrote:

You and your roommate are both virgins, aren't you?

says the spindly, pale runner.

Keeley Hazell in nothing but Zoom Kennedys...