marathon late november?

You are stupid, too, then. wrote:

Are you curious? Are you REALLY TRULY FCUKING curious?? Look at the moron's link. Field limited to 200. The OP wants to go 2:17. Unless the RD of a rinky dink local marathon with a 200-person cap is giving appearance fees to 20 sub-2:30 runners as part of that field cap, there's no way in hell anyone in that race would be within even 20 minutes of a guy trying for 2:17. It's garbage advice, a throwaway post.

The original poster was asking for information on what his options were for Late November marathons, and Trent provided him with an additional option....and was chastized for it.

Next time save everybody else the time and visit a site like this to find out what marathons are out there:

He said he can do a 2:17. Yet he's clueless about which race to run. Ergo, he is a poseur who can't really do a 2:17. That's self-stated talent. Dork. Questions?

Naw, Chickamauga is too rinky dink and there is no way the RD will be g iving appearance fees to 20 sub-2:30 runners, so there's no way in hell anyone in that race would be within even 20 minutes of a guy trying for 2:17.

Cuz 2:17 marathoners don't know how to run unless'n they get appearance fees. Running is not about winning, it is about the fees.

Plus, Chickamauga ain't all that fast.

LetsRun.com sucks monkey balls.

This thread is proof.

Even a gorilla could see that.

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But out of curiosity ... what kind of pampered nancy-boy runner needs some specific number of people on the course to hit a pace? Is 500 enough? 1000? 10,000?

If the-guy-who-can't-find-marathons really runs a 2:17, he can do it anywhere. You don't see the Kenyans whining like this. Of course, they're 10 minutes ahead, aren't they?

How embarrassing. "I can't run without x amount of support!" Call me a freakin' waaaaambulance.

If you can't hack the Monkey, fine. You're a wuss. We get it. Go do Chicago and enjoy your pampering.

Did I mention LetsRun sucks?

Um, a marathon such as the one that Trent offered is basically a non-option for someone looking to go 2:17. That's like offering up a local all-comer's meet to someone looking for an Olympic qualifying time in the 10,000. Don't reply to this kind of query if you think it's a waste of time, it's your own fault if you think it would save time to not post a useless reply but do so anyway.

Your response was directed at the wrong person, then, fcuktard.

Do basic points regularly fly far over your head? It wasn't about appearance fees, it was about having company for a 2:17 attempt in a field of 200. Jeezus.

I love how a site like Marathon Guide has the '08 Trials listed in it..good work boys..lots of fact checking between articles on Wardian

Mississippi Coast Marathon is flat - check the results to see if anyone at the sharp edge shows

Tulsa has a good RD that puts on a good event and Valley of Fire has been very well run, albeit a bit hilly in the past but what a beautiful course

Rock N Roll - San Antonio - 1st one...probably will have some holes in it..but could draw some runners

I've gotta + 1 for White Rock though...good course ...some hills around 19/20 but overall good if you get setback a couple weeks at all

That's because LetsRun is not only populated by keyboard commando weenies like you, it also has the lamest software in history that requires you to click "link to reply" -- when any sentient being with a functioning cerebrum ought to be able to figure out who is replying to whom. Especially when they're being quoted.

Of course, you can't understand this. You managed to misspell "f***tard" without even a trace of irony.

Did I mention LetsRun sucks?

Hey, guys. I just had my 42nd beer of the night. Who wants to play a little cricket?

Heh.

BTW, how many runners run Chickamauga?

You folks are funny.

The beer at Chickamauga is much too expensive. I require at least 28 pre-race.

Unless I want to slow down and run a 2:17.

There is plenty of company on the course that Trent suggests. volunteers, 199 other runners, deer, birds, locals out for their daily exercise. Oh, there might even be a flying monkey or two.

It was intentional, Ape, to get around the censors.

Go back to RW.

Ron Simmons wrote:

There is plenty of company on the course that Trent suggests. volunteers, 199 other runners, deer, birds, locals out for their daily exercise. Oh, there might even be a flying monkey or two.

getta clue wrote:

Go back to RW.

Not that it's any of your business, but I've never been to Rwanda. Getta clue!

I was just looking for people's opinions in case I missed a possible marathon around this time of the year. (including outside the US).

Like Philedelphia, missed the boat and thought it was in Sept. for some reason, and now I know it's a good option, and I also learned I'm a clueless posuer. (I love letsrun though, this was expected)

but seriously, thanks so far,

Danny

dtmack wrote:

So I won't be ready for Chicago and New York might be hit or miss with work projects coming, now I'm in a little bind in trying to find a marathon. Cal International is an option but it's a little late in the year. I'm looking to go around 2:17, give or take, depending on how training goes so it would be better to have a few guys but I guess I could go at it solo if the course was fast.

Any marathons that I'm missing? I'd be willing to go outside the US if needed.

thanks

Danny

It might not be a bad idea to contact the local running club in the cities you are considering to ask if there will be a pack near your pace; because even a race of 5000 will on average produce less than 100 finishers under 3 hours and even the slower end of that group spends most of the second half entirely alone and you will be far, far ahead of those folks.