gotta say: worst thing i ever did. i was probably twenty-one (so about 8 years ago). went to a summer running friend's house (from the same area, different colleges). i already had my run out of the way, but he didn't, so while he was running i waited in the truck and drank somewhere around 7 natty's (no big deal). well, he was living with "the parents" at the time , i met them earlier, no big, arranged to stay there that night as we were going to a mutual friend's house later for a party.
well, i was little dehydrated, as it was summer. we went to said friend's house, and i drank SEVERAL more beers and proceeded to be a total jackass, and don't remember much about the ride home, or the party even honestly. we got up the next morning, i felt bad, but we met some friends at 6:30 and did fifteen miles anyway.
i didn't see my friend until tuesday and he laid it down to me: i was sleeping on the couch in the basement and his dad couldn't sleep. he came downstairs to get on the computer. at somewhere around three a.m., i woke up, jabbered a bunch of nonsense, and proceeded to stand up and piss (full-stream, mind you) for a minute and a half all over my friend's clothes (they were on a wardrobe in the basement, his closet was broken), zipped up, and back to sleep. his dad, amazed, went to bed and spent half the next day shampooing the carpet and washing clothes......needless to say, i've never been invited back to this day.
i have worse, but this one involves me directly.