When authorities arrived at the home, they found Jana Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.
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Here's the thing. I've often wondered what is the best way to get rid of a body after you've killed someone. If you bury it or dump it in a body of water someone will find it eventually.
Any other option is pretty gruesome, but then again bodies aren't the easiest thing to hide. This is inventive at least. Don't know what he was planning to do with the bones.
Not much of a cook, it sounds like. Surely boiling ain't the way to go for most parts - roasting in a moderate oven would be my first thought.
Or shall we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was making ear stock?
http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/April2001/default.htmgentleman and a scholar wrote: I've often wondered what is the best way to get rid of a body after you've killed someone.
Its scientific name - Sarcophilus - literally means "flesh lover". Nothing pleases a [Tasmanian] Devil more than to stumble across a half rotten wallaby carcass.
Its mighty jaws can deliver a bite up to ten times more powerful than a dog bite.
A Devil will happily crunch through bones and eat every part of a carcass, only leaving the teeth.
please dont soylent the green wrote:
Not much of a cook, it sounds like. Surely boiling ain't the way to go for most parts - roasting in a moderate oven would be my first thought.
Or shall we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was making ear stock?
The guy is obviously not on the "raw food" diet like I was. But if I HAD to cook, sauteeing with some EVOO Rachel Ray style in iron skillet would be the better option seasoned lightly with salt, fresh black ground pepper, mixed in with a chopped garlic and onions. Hmmmm Hmmmm Good.
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Best thing to do is buy a few Hogs, starve them for a week. Then you know what to do from there.....
Great movie.
"SooooEEEEEEEE!!""
Do you think they waited until marriage to have sex?
please dont soylent the green wrote:
Or shall we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was making ear stock?
Making a killing in the stock market?
She must have graduated from a Big 10 school, the Big 10 is WEAK
i bet she didn't run the 10k either.
no one of consequence wrote:
Do you think they waited until marriage to have sex?
Certainly a tale of caution for the gals that yell "eat me!" during sex.
Keith Stone wrote:
Making a killing in the stock market?
I assume you are joking. But ear stock as in chicken stock.
Jeff Dahmers wrote:
I assume you are joking. But ear stock as in chicken stock.
Yes, and isn't there a market for everything? Romney keeps saying that.
Alligators take care of everything down in Florida.
wow, you are all terrible people.
I agree. I imagine that if this was someone YOU cared about that you wouldn't be making such sick jokes about a human being that was killed for no reason. What is this world coming to that greusome murders are being joked about instead of being taken seriously?
ya wrote: What is this world coming to
Oh, it's already there baby. Ain't no "coming to" about it.