I laughed so hard when I read this thread I almost pissed myself (not on my hands though).
I laughed so hard when I read this thread I almost pissed myself (not on my hands though).
I do wash my hands however wouldn\'t get stressed about it!
The people who scrub their hands 20 times a day and who are obsessive about it are probably the ones who give oral to their partners without insisting they take a shower first....think about it.
i stumbled upon this thread while doing research for a recently released thread about "tiny urinals," which can be found at http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=3602953 . i laughed literally the whole time i was reading it.
a Harvard and a Yale alum walk into a bathroom at halftime of the Harvard Yale football game. They both use the urinal and the Yale man starts walking out the door without washing his hands. So, the Harvard alum says, "At Hahvahd, they teach us to wash our hands." The Yale alum replies, "At Yale, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
A Brit and an American walk into a bathroom at halftime of the World Cup game. They both take dumps and afterwards the American starts walking out the door without washing his hands. So the Brit says, "In Britain our mothers teach us that it's considerate to others to wash your hands after wiping your ass." The American replies, "What does considerate to others mean?"
I guess he doesn't wipe? LOL What a humorous thread! But folk that don't wash their hands after doing their doo are disgusting. And yes, don't forget to open the door with a towel. I have a close friend who contracted a very serious bacteria in a bathroom. He came ' this close to dying.
+1, but washing after dropping a deuce is actually important.
Doug Axelrod Fan Club wrote:
I wash my hands after urinating or defecating. Not necessarily because my hands get dirty from discharging waste from my body, but because one should wash his or her hands regularly, and I use the bathroom regularly, so it's a good checkpoint.
Wash before urinate---think about it! Do you want to contaminate your family jewels with all the germs you picked up prior to that??
Wash afterwards for preventing spread of your own germs help society.
Pamela Andersons Left Nipple wrote:
Not so quick, hot shot. There are E. Coli and other nasty bacteria coming out your bunghole. It intermingles with your ball (or vag) sweat, and thus migrates to your dillywhacker (hoo-hoo). Now, unless you're wearing some type of anti-bacterial underwear, through the miralcle of perspiration, your tidy whitey's (or thong) and the adjacent elastic band have microbial doody rements all over them.
So, even though you did not tinkle on your fingers, and you were so thoughtful as to use your under-roos as some sort of bacterial force field, please do us all a favor:
Wash your freakin' hands after going to the bathroom!
LOL THIS JUST MADE MY DAY?
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