Go longer, you've somehow made "i kinda like to run" look brilliant. That is no easy feat. Congrats. I don't expect you to understand, but you called me "dense" in the beginning of your post and then agreed with me at the end. I also like how you totally assume what I could and could not do. What is this, poker? I'd love to show you my hand to stop your bitching about my relative lack of experience (according to your guesses), but as true as it would be, it could be considered dean-like (even though his "accomplishments" are contrived).
"I kinda like to run", you'll have to understand that this is what I to waste time at work - even when I haven't time to waste. I usually take something I pretty much believe and put a little attitude with it just to rile people up a teeny little bit for grins. I used the pet names for you simply because I figured it would needle at you somewhat, muffin. FWIW, I think you would take "disprover of the claim" (or whatever his name) bc he sounds like a pussy (oops, I mean a wuss) to me.