Looooovvvve It wrote:
Dude, I feel soo sorry for the most of you married idiots.
I get more ass than I know what to do with. In fact, I am currently juggling 4 amazingly hot women right now--and keeping it a big secret is the biggest problem.
Everyone here is complaining about how to just "get some" and I am to the point where I am getting way too much and need to trim some fat. The only problem is that each one of the girls are drop deap beautiful with their own set of AMAZING qualities...if you know what I mean.
Life is rough....and my weiner is going to be sore after the abuse it will take this weekend.
Life is good....single.
Just for the record--and just as I expected, my weiner took a massive beating last weekend. Pretty much non stop. And this weekend I'm flying out of town to get a weiner beating from another lovely lady.
I'm never getting married--unless she's extremely rich, extremely old, and looking to leave her fortune to a young lad like myself.