Post-nuptial shutoff?

Now that you mention it, maybe it IS all a waste of time anyway.

ewwwwwww wrote:

Double Ewwwwwww!!!

All it is is pushing shoving and exchanging body fluids.

Think about it.

Very few women have hysterical, claw the mattress, wake up the neighbors, scare the dog O's anyway.

If you haven't had one like that, then you're man ain't doin' it right! Come on over and grab on to the guard rail!

bump this thread.

this can go hand in hand with the "25 and single male" thread

I have been married for 12+ years and have 4 kids. We still have sex 4-5 times a week (which I think is more than when we first got married.) So, it doesn't happen to everyone.

man, i remember when i made this thread... now its an epic thread... I RULE!!!

need data wrote:

man, i remember when i made this thread... now its an epic thread... I RULE!!!

Do you think so?

my gf said she will purposely have a c-section so as to not dilate her warm sludge pot.

i think that right there is a testament to a good future, that being she cares about having sex. i can and will justify cheating if she refuses to put out though, and will even pay for a handjob in Kansas City if it comes down to it.

i am in my mid 20's btw.

i think after reading this thread and the "25 male single" thread, it seems no matter how you slice it, and mans test in this life is a woman. said best by Chris Rock. if there were a bunch of widely publicized singles gatherings, often, and we all kind of just had fun amongsth one another, without 2.5 kids and a fat wife wearing sweatpants, then I think the marriage-minded folk would be more envious of OUR life. it just seems we get married and start a family because its the norm, and our ranking among peers is seen significantly lower (and classified as "picked over" in the "25 and single male" thread) abnormal.

Tell her to get a "husband stitch" in the cooter if she gives birth the natural way. Same difference.

Two kids later and doing my wife is like sliding down into warm milk. Takes forever to get me off. Perfect.

This thread highlights many things, but the fact that sex can become very mundane for both parties. Men want it more inherently, but women need to be given the right motivation. Not all women, but most.

Here is a video that shows a relationship in stagnation mode. Before the shutoff. Pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&feature=related

Old decrepit guy wrote;

Two kids later and doing my wife is like sliding down into warm milk. Takes forever to get me off. Perfect

Sorry to hear that ODG. My wife and I have four kids and she is still incredibly tight. Doing my wife is a pleasure.

Is your wife a runner?

circuit city wrote:

i think after reading this thread and the "25 male single" thread, it seems no matter how you slice it, a man's test in this life is a woman. said best by Chris Rock.

who are you, Michael Scott?

dude, some girls like swallowing. we like to call them "keepers"

jeeze this is depressing thread.. but damn it's true. my wife (13 yrs of marriage)has just turned into a non-sexual being. She's attractive, pretty, only 38 yrs old- but she does not even think about sex, or sexual things. She will actually put "sex" on a weekend To Do list. How freaking sad is that? She has to be reminded to have sex with me!

Damn. Thank god for 'net porn.

oldtymerunner wrote:

She will actually put "sex" on a weekend To Do list. How freaking sad is that? She has to be reminded to have sex with me!

Your situation, while far from ideal, is better than many men have it. Her willingness to put in on the calendar shows that she cares about you even if it does nothing for her. How sad is it when your wife won't even take your needs or desires into consideration.

I already discussed with my GF that once we get married we will continue our same sexual bliss. She agreed. She promised.