Hey LetsRunners! Sorry i have been gone for a while on vacation. Dude, I did not realize how good looking the girls in Texas are (just like the song says....God Blessed Texas!) until I traveled around some this summer.
This is what I saw:
Northern Girls: White as a sheet and mostly fat as a lard
Southeastern Girls: No teeth (Rode hard and put up wet), kind of a haggled truck stop waitress look.
Midwestern girls (like Kentucky, Ohio, etc.):see Southeatern above for same description
California: Freaks man. tatoos, ear rings in places they should not be, and just plain gross looking.
I did not make it to North West so I can't say anything, however the further I got from Texas, the uglier they got so I assume they did not get much better up there.