Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
Wendell Wallis wrote:
Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
Well that would be an interesting 30 seconds.
Don't worry about that. Worry about what you'll say to the nurses as you're coming out of anesthesia.
I am 'family famous' for continually telling my nurse her 'tits are purple and beautiful.'
Mike Rodick wrote:
Don't worry about that. Worry about what you'll say to the nurses as you're coming out of anesthesia.
I am 'family famous' for continually telling my nurse her 'tits are purple and beautiful.'
Yeah, something along that line is what I’m concerned about. Along with the possibility of getting an erection during the surgery and imagining the amused reactions of the doctor and nurses. Or maybe even, in my confused state, attempting some form of intimacy with a nurse as I am coming out of sedation, having been in a blissfully erotic state just moments before.
Jerk one out before you go in. Or do a 20 mile testosterone depletion long run
Wendell Wallis wrote:
Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
Are you having sphincter surgery?
Wendell Wallis wrote:
Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
Afraid you might roll over and bite the pillow?
That sounds like the best way to pass the time during surgery.
Wendell Wallis wrote:
Never had surgery of any kind. This is a relatively simple procedure, but I will be under sedation.
If you’re worried about getting an erection they’ll just wonder how a gherkin got into your hospital gown.