BREAKING: Rojo almost went to jail

*not having his car insured

As car insurance is hard to remember...

It sounds like Rojo sort of never grew up. I had the same problem. It is a work in progress. Keep going Rojo. You can do it.

he's still just trying to get into his garage

Rojo is a Patriot who made a mistake. He fixed the mistake. All is forgiven!!

I love what the Brojos do here. Im forever thankful. This sport would be almost impossible to follow without.

But that guy never had to grow up. He can't commit to anything, has poor follow through, and keep a schedule. Who knows what his life would like if he wasn't born into money. I'd imagine he'd bounce around several jobs making mediocre money. He's likeable though. We all have friends like this.

Even raccoons know they can't let their car insurance lapse. There's a reason why colleges are offering Adulting Classes.

I doubt it very much that rojo almost went to jail. This is the way he processes information. This is what probably happened.

1) The cop wrote him a ticket which included a summons to a pre-trial hearing. The cop told him to drive home and park the car. If the car is seen on the road it can be impounded and you can be arrested. Don't do it.

2) The cop told him to take care of the insurance. The insurance company will upload that information and you may not be required to show up at the hearing. But make sure that all is clear with the court before you skip the hearing. It can be dismissed, or at worst, be reduced to a parking ticket.

3) Rojo reduces all of that to "I almost went to jail."

Ho ho, Rojo messing with the po po.

They did him a favor. Getting into any accident without insurance would be very costly.