Anybody remember a story in the news recently about a couple that was busted at a convenience store trying to heat up urine in the microwave? They were on their way to get tested and they were going to use another person's urine and I guess they had to warm it up. I think the clerk thought whatever they were using to hold the urine looked like a severed penis and called the cops. That still cracks me up. Guess that guy didn't get the job.