If the US invades Canada, American occupiers might disappear off the streets of Canada at a surprising rate. Some might be put at the bottom of a lake (we have lots), some might be poisoned, some might be kept alive, mutilated and then released as a warning. All would think, in their final moments, "I wish I never came to Canada".
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Cobrachicken wrote:
If the US invades Canada, American occupiers might disappear off the streets of Canada at a surprising rate. Some might be put at the bottom of a lake (we have lots), some might be poisoned, some might be kept alive, mutilated and then released as a warning. All would think, in their final moments, "I wish I never came to Canada".
I've been to Canada a few times and thought "I wish I never came to Canada". Cold, boring, people there are lame. I couldn't walk ten feet without stepping in maple syrup, then having some random Canadian on the street apologize to me for all the maple syrup everywhere. I tried to go for a run, but it was like a bad dream where you can only move in slow motion, maple syrup layering the bottom of my running shoes. I even tried using the hotel treadmill, but someone had clearly been eating a waffle on it, or maybe just syrup from the bottle, as there were droplets all down the belt.
Between all the maple syrup and unnecessary apologies from Canadians, my vacation was effectively ruined, and I couldn't get in a single decent training session. Trump is crazy if he wants anything to do with all that.
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not even a runner wrote:
Cobrachicken wrote:
If the US invades Canada, American occupiers might disappear off the streets of Canada at a surprising rate. Some might be put at the bottom of a lake (we have lots), some might be poisoned, some might be kept alive, mutilated and then released as a warning. All would think, in their final moments, "I wish I never came to Canada".
I've been to Canada a few times and thought "I wish I never came to Canada". Cold, boring, people there are lame. You guys can keep it.
Tell that to he cult leader. Stay the fuck out of Canada
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Canada: now the US wrote:
Just take their land and make them a territory of the US.
Why don't i just come and take your house, car, money. What's the big deal. I'll take what is yours and make it mine because I want it.
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not even a runner wrote:
Cobrachicken wrote:
If the US invades Canada, American occupiers might disappear off the streets of Canada at a surprising rate. Some might be put at the bottom of a lake (we have lots), some might be poisoned, some might be kept alive, mutilated and then released as a warning. All would think, in their final moments, "I wish I never came to Canada".
I've been to Canada a few times and thought "I wish I never came to Canada". Cold, boring, people there are lame. I couldn't walk ten feet without stepping in maple syrup, then having some random Canadian on the street apologize to me for all the maple syrup everywhere. I tried to go for a run, but it was like a bad dream where you can only move in slow motion, maple syrup layering the bottom of my running shoes. I even tried using the hotel treadmill, but someone had clearly been eating a waffle on it, or maybe just syrup from the bottle, as there were droplets all down the belt.
Between all the maple syrup and unnecessary apologies from Canadians, my vacation was effectively ruined, and I couldn't get in a single decent training session. Trump is crazy if he wants anything to do with all that.
I laughed 😂😂
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Privilege Moron wrote:
Canada: now the US wrote:
Just take their land and make them a territory of the US.
Why don't i just come and take your house, car, money. What's the big deal. I'll take what is yours and make it mine because I want it.
Trump and his supporters have no notion of the principle of national sovereignty. Everything is the equivalent of a hamburger to them.
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Lol
This thread is still up, while the thread on Denmark buying California has been deleted
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If the US annexes Canada, no American occupier will be safe here. Ask any Canadian now if they would be upset at occupiers disappearing off the streets , and they would say no.
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Canada Says FUQDJT wrote:
If the US annexes Canada, no American occupier will be safe here. Ask any Canadian now if they would be upset at occupiers disappearing off the streets , and they would say no.
“Oh, yeah. I heard about that. That’s a shame, eh? Sorry to hear that and I hope you find your guys real soon. You boys look cold. I got some hot coffee and some fresh crullers from Timmy’s if you like. If you don’t mind, leave them rifled on the porch? Kinda spooks the wife a kids a bit. Come on in, fellas!”.
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Maple Leaf Militia wrote:
Canada Says FUQDJT wrote:
If the US annexes Canada, no American occupier will be safe here. Ask any Canadian now if they would be upset at occupiers disappearing off the streets , and they would say no.
“Oh, yeah. I heard about that. That’s a shame, eh? Sorry to hear that and I hope you find your guys real soon. You boys look cold. I got some hot coffee and some fresh crullers from Timmy’s if you like. If you don’t mind, leave them rifled on the porch? Kinda spooks the wife a kids a bit. Come on in, fellas!”.
Feeding them poisoned coffee and Tim's. Perfect.
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FUQDJT Globally wrote:
The message has been received worldwide - the US is not a reliable partner.
Cant imagine what countries wanted that outcome…
Realistically Vance is supposed to tell congress that the president is suffering from dementia and is unable to do the duties of the president. Then congress gets to vote on it.
Of course in theory invading Canada should also require a declaration of war but we haven’t done that since 1942. at a minimum an authorization to use military force. Acting without either would be grounds for impeachment.
In theory invading end this is just bluster. You can debate if it is just an idiot talking or part of the master plan to distract people while billions are looted. My guess is both…
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Privilege Moron wrote:
Canada: now the US wrote:
Just take their land and make them a territory of the US.
Why don't i just come and take your house, car, money. What's the big deal. I'll take what is yours and make it mine because I want it.
You liberals already do that by sending the police to make me pay by force for your wellfare checks and entitlement problem.
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Canada Says FUQDJT wrote:
If the US annexes Canada, no American occupier will be safe here. Ask any Canadian now if they would be upset at occupiers disappearing off the streets , and they would say no.
You sound like the fat ugly chicks no guy wants to screw that are always going on about abortion.
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Nanksl wrote:
Lol
This thread is still up, while the thread on Denmark buying California has been deleted
Actually, 2 threads still up on Canada
2 choices
Either bring back the Denmark one so that we can have an intelligent conversation. It’s simply academic at this point.
or delete the 2 Canadian ones if you feel that this board is incapable of “what if” scenario discussions
…otherwise you guys are complete psychopaths
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Zzzzzzzzz wrote:
FUQDJT Globally wrote:
The message has been received worldwide - the US is not a reliable partner.
Cant imagine what countries wanted that outcome…
Realistically Vance is supposed to tell congress that the president is suffering from dementia and is unable to do the duties of the president. Then congress gets to vote on it.
Of course in theory invading Canada should also require a declaration of war but we haven’t done that since 1942. at a minimum an authorization to use military force. Acting without either would be grounds for impeachment.
In theory invading end this is just bluster. You can debate if it is just an idiot talking or part of the master plan to distract people while billions are looted. My guess is both…
Don’t think impeachment works in the US. So sky is the limit for the presidential power. You can pray and beg for mercy now.
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The real answer to this question is: annexing Canada only really works by subterfuge! I'd say Trump should learn something here from the founding fathers, but of course he will not.
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Realistically, why would Canadians want to be annexed?
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Very Simple. If Trump tries, we won’t just graze his ear.
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Canada: now the US wrote:
Just take their land and make them a territory of the US.
Because it's a douche move. If you can't understand why, there's no use in discussing this with you.
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Badcompany wrote:
canadian ba$on wrote:
If somehow Canada ever joined the US, all 40 million of us would join the dems for one vote, vote to end this BS forever, disband the fat billionaire party and any bs forever.
Then we can send all morans like you to guantanamo.
This is why it’s comical that people take Trump seriously on this issue. Canada votes like California. Why would a Republican president want to annex that? If anything, we should give Massachusetts to Canada.
i’ve known many Canadians over the years. They’re basically nice people but hopelessly naïve. When I talk to one I feel as though I’m going back in time.
As I was saying:
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