I recently saw Max King's running log. He records his miles at the end of the month, last month it said, "Infinity." It said the same thing the month before as well.
I recently saw Max King's running log. He records his miles at the end of the month, last month it said, "Infinity." It said the same thing the month before as well.
MaX King once went to Burger King and ordered a BigMac, and they gave it to him
Max King = MEATY
They use his forskin as a tarp to cover the infield down at Yankee Stadium when it rains.
Meaty wrote:
Max King = MEATY
You = MEAT EATER
If max king is running slow during a run/race, then time better slow the f*ck down
Its not that impressive. After the first couple of minutes your body goes numb usually then you just can't feel anything. The worst part is if you have shitty liner in your shorts, then your penis head feels like its bruised.
And Max King is the designer behind intellegent design.
What's impressive is people taking the Chuck Norris' jokes and applying 'em to Max. Why don't we also reference that he was (or was he not?) wearing "Trainers".
Eitherway solid job to a (currently) unsigned runner. Let's see who picks him up first. Being an Oregon boy I'd say Nike, but who knows?
I saw him at one the UW indoors this year and was not impressed with his time or performance.
I would not doubt it. He was chemical engineering major at Cornell. He was the pace setter for Galen rupp's 10,000 qualifier at the U of O Twilight meet.
Chuck Norris wrote:
What's impressive is people taking the Chuck Norris' jokes and applying 'em to Max. Why don't we also reference that he was (or was he not?) wearing "Trainers".
Eitherway solid job to a (currently) unsigned runner. Let's see who picks him up first. Being an Oregon boy I'd say Nike, but who knows?
Forget Chuck Norris, he's old. Max King is the newest craze.
"Max King can rip a phonebook in half, with one hand."
His bio reads like someone that should seriously considering trying the marathon.
Max was BORN without his virginity
Max was BORN without his virginity
Max was BORN without his Virginity
Max King once carried a busload of elderly women across the city of NEw York. Just because gas prices were too high.
"I saw him at one the UW indoors this year and was not impressed with his time or performance"...huh????
The man ran a 1:03:08 1/2 marathon 2 weeks before the indoor meet then ran a 4:05 mile and 8:08 3k double. I would say that is quite a range for someone who just trained for a fast half.
King fan,
way to make two bunk jokes using the word infinity.
tool.
I heard Max King and Chuck Norris got in a fight... and Max won.
I hear his middle name is Wan