What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about UW Whitewater, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from UW Whitewater, and I've been involved in numerous secret NCAA DIII conference championship teams, and I have over 300 confirmed tempo runs. I am trained in the nordic threshold and I'm the top runner in the entire Wisconsin. You are nothing to me but just another competitor. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t about Whitewater over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of runners across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd*mn idiot.