5K - Biggie Smalls vs Kim Jong Un

Do you have any idea what kind of athlete Kim Jong Un is??

Rotund and powerful

KJU has lost weight recently. He was recently seen training with a former East German women's distance coach. Spy photographs appear to show he is a strong forefoot striker but has awkward arm movement. No word if he has stopped smoking. Even still, if the race were held in the People's Republic of Korea KJU would definitely be the favorite.

Is that a super intercontinental ballistic missile in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?

If we’re talking about Tyler Small (AKA Biggie Smalls) from the Air Force Academy, I’ll go with him.

Kim’s Dad shot 38 under in golf with 11 holes in one. Athletic skill runs in the family.

Just looked in my bathroom mirror and uttered KJU’s name three times. Nothin. Nuff said.

Biggie isn't interested

"Run from the police, picture that
N****, I'm too fat
I f*ck around and catch a asthma attack"

Dang. That’s even a step down from all the people I know who say, “I only run when I’m being chased,” then pull a Glock on me when I reply, “You mean you run only when you’re being chased.”

chris has been dead since 97.

kim would have been 13 when chris died.

hard to say...

Kim Jong-un for the win:

espn.com

Just like dad, Kim Jong-un a boss at sports

Kim Jong-il was probably the greatest athlete who ever lived. As has been widely documented, he shot five holes-in-one in his first try at golf and he once bowled a 300.

Link:www.espn.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post...

Biggie is dead, just like Tupac. My money is on the little man, in a walk over.

Little Kim prefers basketball. That's why he's buddies with Dennis Rodman. He likes 'em big n tall.

Hypothetically, Biggie wins because Biggie always knows where the paper at.