I'm really concerned my Vaporflys are grooming me to be a homosexual or worse!
This is a Serious Issue for some people who get unwanted tinglings. )
It is also a serious issue for the father's of athlete daughters who don't want them to quit competing because it is hopeless to try to beat men.
Only a gender confused person could support men competing against women. The grooming must be working, there certainly are way more of you today than in the past.
Good thinkin', brother. But you're missing the point entirely. Every shoe company out there – even Mizuno – is woke. Hell, every company out there is woke these days.
Better to just take what my nephew calls "The Paleo Approach." I'm doing my easy runs these days barefoot, and occasionally fully nude. Gotta plan your routes a bit more carefully (keep your distance from schools and playgrounds) but for my money, this is the least woke way to run.
So I’m actually taking inspiration from that one dude that scammed all of you guys with the bud-right beer or whatever the crap its called…
Making a shoe brand called neo-nike, I’m making a better version of the alpha fly and vapor fly, instead of “no human is limited” Written on the heel, I’m gonna put “every human is limited by basic biology and that’s a scientific fact” with a Christian cross and anti evolution symbol next to it. and the women’s shoes will be pink and the men’s shoes will be dark blue. It’ll cost $600 a pair but I’ll throw you a 30% discount since you gave me the idea. Thinking of making blue lives matter and Trump 2024 colorways for the guys, I think it’ll sell well and I can keep with my masculine vs feminine color coding. Excited to be the next entrepreneur to make money grifting on the useful idiot section of the right wings flavor of the month complaining point!
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I like Newtons, not sure if they are woke but they offer a really good military discount. Also, the shoe is good and my daughter wore them all through high school and still wears them as a D1 runner. Great customer service!
I hate woke. I vote for politicians who say "woke" a lot because they get me. I buy products that are non-woke and not products that are woke. What is woke? Well, it is sorta, you know, like, well, anything that makes me mad or makes me feel uncomfortable. Child labor sweatshops, cool. Companies that don't pay a living wage and end up with 30% of their employees on government subsidies, no problem. Using inflation as an excuse to price gouge to highest ever corporate profits, that's just capitalism. But an ad with somebody that makes me uncomfortable? That's WOKE. I HATE WOKE!
This is a Serious Issue for some people who get unwanted tinglings. )
It is also a serious issue for the father's of athlete daughters who don't want them to quit competing because it is hopeless to try to beat men.
Only a gender confused person could support men competing against women. The grooming must be working, there certainly are way more of you today than in the past.
Yeah there was that one middle school trans girl in Utah running XC that they had to stop with emergency legislation.
Adidas are the suppliers to Nazis. Hard to be less woke than that. Don't let the modern company fool you, all those shoes get some goose step Q&A before they ship.