Who has the best rizz in the Ivy League distance scene?

y’all sleeping on king of the back hills Tyler Berg. Melts my little heart.

Jackson Shorten. Ask any girl on Princeton's campus who the local Rizzler is and they'll tell you all about him.

Ah, yes, whooooosh is all too typical of the LetsRun.com message board where, according to too many, even if you have a World Championships medal (e.g., Kara Goucher), you aren't that good; if you won a Men's Olympic 1500m final (e.g., Centro, Jr.), you're victory is deeply discounted because, despite tactical brilliance, the race was slow; and the largest Ivy League University, despite having some best-in-Ivy programs (e.g., engineering, undergraduate architecture, and more), some perhaps best-in-world programs (e.g., veterinary school, the ag school), and despite, along with a small group of other elite schools, disproportionately producing people with a financial net worth exceeding $100,000,000 and even $1,000,000,000, is ridiculed because it admits roughly 10-11% of undergraduate applicants.

It’s still a decent school, but the others range from slightly better to much better.

You also can’t be serious that their programs are the best - that’s true, but when only 1 has such programs they’ll automatically be the best.

For reference, I’d say that the top 7 (Penn + Chicago fill out the last 2 spots) are elite, the next 5-7 are very good, while the rest of the top 20 are good to decent

I was spitting crazy game with some girl on the princeton team and then Jackson Shorten swooped in and snatched her away. His rizz is actually stupendous. Everyone on the team refers to him as Walt Rizzney and it seems he is majoring in quantum rizzics

You seem intent on denigrating rather than critically analyzing available data. Do you think Cornell has the only engineering program in the Ivy League? Do you think Cornell has the only undergraduate architecture program in the world? Do you think Cornell has the only veterinary school in the world? Do you think Cornell has the only agriculture school in the world? Heck, Harvard has a great agriculture sciences program, yet US News & World Report ranked its program 5th and Cornell's 2nd in the US.

Top Agricultural Sciences Universities in United States - US News Best Global Universities

Isn't Perry like 36 years old? This guy's already got a wife and kids at home

He seems more like a BYU runner to me

His birthday is December 30…1997

You took the bait - it’s a good school but not (one of) the country’s best

it's pretty that this thread is half- old men debating the prestige of cornell and other ivies and half Ivy league runners making jokes about their teammates being full of rizz

It's still a very good school, but it's the worst of the Ivies. I can guarantee you that >95% of people would prefer to go to either HYP or Penn over Cornell

This made me laugh - well done

Counterexample: A high school classmate of mine went to Penn after he was rejected from the Cornell College of Agriculture & Life Sciences. His family paid the full tuition at Penn, but had he been admitted to Cornell's CALS, they could have paid the tuition for NY residents for CALS. He eventually became an MD.

Perry the platypus(sy slayer) is the rizzly bear that haunts the forests of sasketchawan

I saw Dylan throop whale watching (if you catch my drift) at Encore during happy hour last month . . . . #notmymvp.

The real rizzard of oz is the brown Andrew Garfield, the golden boy of Cornell, rishabh prakash. I gave him the pass to sleep with my girl and actually paid for his uber back up to Ithaca as well. Really an honor just to look at him in person

rumor has it that there is no one better at sniping dimes than Leo Brewer. Im not trynna be like Mike Im trynna get fit like Leo Brewer innit! mandem done hit a Peng ting every weekend ya heard. took a gyal for some English pound cake and then to pound town ya dunno