2:18 at the casino and back on the grid
I was at my High School reunion one year. This girl I know who just got married was running around telling everyone that he is a marathon runner. I told her that him and I should get together now and then for a run. Now almost everyone in my High School class still remembers me. She told me that she didn't think I could keep up with him because he had just done a 4:46 marathon. I said you're right I probably couldn't and went to get another drink.
I have created the reverse scenario of this and let me tell you it sucks.
I like to think I'm pretty decent for a hobbyjogger. 2h35m marathon, I've won various local races, etc.
A snotty co-worker was humblebragging about her ex being a triathlete and I asked if he was faster than me. She said "probably" and pulled up some race results. Turns out he'd finished 13th in the pro field at the European champs one year.