Sometimes my dreams are scarier than any horror movie.
My worst dream. I was at work, sitting at my desk. The phone rings. I answer. A women with a pleasant voice answers. Could not make out what she was saying because she was mumbling. But it was disturbing none the less. The hair on the back of my neck started to stiffen.
I asked her to repeat herself, and she did, but was still mumbling. The hair on the back of my neck became stiffer and I was starting to get scared. Again I ask her to repeat herself, and again in a pleasant voice she continued mumbling. And even though she always talked in a pleasant voice, it was the opposite of reassuring.
After the third time of listening to her message, the hair on the back of my neck was as stiff as a wire brush. I was so freaked out at this point, I hung up the phone and went to my wife's desk to use her caller-ID, my phone didn't have caller-ID.
Scrolling through the calls I came across my phone call. The ID showed at the top, the skull and cross bones. Underneath that it said, "It could happen any time." Needless to say I woke up very swiftly after reading that.
True story/dream. No troll.