You sad pieces of 💩,
Let us tell it like it really is.
1. If you got vaxxed you’re life is nearly over. Sorry but you got scammed.
2. Can’t get it up anymore? Try addressing the problem instead of pumping your body with Viagra.
3. You’re not charming nor funny. Stop hitting on the cashier at your local Target as they find you annoying , old, creepy, and just want to make it through the day.
4. You run 70 mi per week and barely eat, yet you have noodle arms and a belly still. You’re regimen of push-ups doesn’t cut it as “strength training”. And stop tucking your shirt in. You look stupid.
5. Yard work doesn’t count as exercise. Stop lying to yourself.