Ok. I enlisted. Went to Ukraine. Killed 5000 RussoNazis on the first day. It was f*cking amazing. They coward like little p*ZZies in their holes underground while we dropped grenade after grenade on their Nazis *ZZes. One group of pathetic RussoNazi scum stood there hugging each other until an artillery shell turned them into a puddle of RuusiNazi goo. We all got a good laugh out of that one. Now that I have a day of practice I think I can kill off 10,000 RussoNazis today.
p.s. Did you enlist in Wagner yet? They’re still looking for delusional meatbags like you to attack machine gun positions. They’ll even give you a shovel!
p.p.s. The fact that you think the sub-human Nazi scum that have spent the last year raping children, farm animals, and corpses are “real men” says a lot about you.