Jerry Schumacher claims that he has never heard of poop before. Shalane Flanagan has no idea how the poop got there. The BTC team all stand behind their teammate stating that the pooper would never poop illegally because that’s not who they are. All upcoming races will be dedicated to their friend that was unjustly accused of pooping outside of Sedona High School rules.
I'm still surprised they were driving over 2 hours roundtrip to get to a track. I figured they would have had something they could use in flag. What a waste of time and CO2, although I guess someone could say that about all of running.
Jerry Schumacher claims that he has never heard of poop before. Shalane Flanagan has no idea how the poop got there. The BTC team all stand behind their teammate stating that the pooper would never poop illegally because that’s not who they are. All upcoming races will be dedicated to their friend that was unjustly accused of pooping outside of Sedona High School rules.
Shalane Flanagan will now make a world tour to poop in porta potties located at all major training locations.
This is why I never fit in with runners. I was a national champion in high school and never fit in with the running nerds in college. They are just weird. Like who poops on the track? Bunch of weirdo nerds who are probably like “oh I can’t run to the restroom because it’ll mess up my workout.” “I can’t take 5:17 rest it has to be exactly 2:30 or I’ll never win an Olympic medal.” Guess what, you’ll never win one anyways so be a decent human being.
When I heard that "BTC is taking a dump", I thought that the price of bitcoin crashed. I didn't expect that a pro running group would literally sh!t on the track.
Bowerman took down the pics and videos from them training at sedona 4 days ago. Now conveniently are doing a workout in Phoenix yesterday? Very sus from a team who backs a cheater
Weren't the Wesfly runners accused of doing something a little while back? I don't recall the specifics...or maybe it was just that Mike Smith told the NAU guys to stay away / out of the videos.
Young college kids I can at least understand the immaturity. If this was actually BTC athletes pooping on the track...
Weren't the Wesfly runners accused of doing something a little while back? I don't recall the specifics...or maybe it was just that Mike Smith told the NAU guys to stay away / out of the videos.
Young college kids I can at least understand the immaturity. If this was actually BTC athletes pooping on the track...
Ferro or Hastey said the Ole Miss guys were bad news, then Smith and Abdi accused them of drinking on the track when they found alcohol. A little social media skimp revealed that one of those NAU guys was on the track with those very same drinks on a previous night...
Jerry Schumacher claims that he has never heard of poop before. Shalane Flanagan has no idea how the poop got there. The BTC team all stand behind their teammate stating that the pooper would never poop illegally because that’s not who they are. All upcoming races will be dedicated to their friend that was unjustly accused of pooping outside of Sedona High School rules.
Don't forget that several women jumped ship in order to distance themselves from the stench.
Weren't the Wesfly runners accused of doing something a little while back? I don't recall the specifics...or maybe it was just that Mike Smith told the NAU guys to stay away / out of the videos.
Young college kids I can at least understand the immaturity. If this was actually BTC athletes pooping on the track...
Ferro or Hastey said the Ole Miss guys were bad news, then Smith and Abdi accused them of drinking on the track when they found alcohol. A little social media skimp revealed that one of those NAU guys was on the track with those very same drinks on a previous night...
We're not talking about drinking on the track. Who hasn't done that?
We are talking about something far worse. I can't even bring myself to mention it. As if runners didn't have enough image problems. Wait until the media gets a hold of this.