Left: get the vax
Me: don’t wanna.
Left: it will stop the spread of the virus, it’s your civic duty. If you don’t you’re literally a murderer
Me: ok fine
Left: time for booster.
Me: what? I just got vaxxed. Plus a bunch of vaxxed people got COVID, I thought you said the vaccine would stop the spread.
Left: we never said that. We said it makes the symptoms less severe. Time for booster.
Me: don’t wanna
Left: if you don’t get it you’re a murderer spreading the virus to other people.
Me: wait I thought it doesn’t stop the spread, just makes the symptoms less severe.
Left: we never said that. Take your booster or you’re as bad as Ted Bundy.
Me: ok fine.
Me: hey, I just got COVID, what gives.
Left: the vax doesn’t stop you from getting COVID, just makes the symptoms less severe.
Me: but I thought...
Left: SHUT UP AND DO AS YOURE TOLD