I enjoy being pissed on early in the morning! It's a tremendous thing. Tremendous!
The running I don't like. Not fun. Not interesting. Did you know that you only have so many heartbeats? It's true. Don't want to waste those precious tremendous heartbeats on running. Why? Don't even like walking. I only walk from my golf cart to my golf shot and back to the cart. That's plenty of exercise and I am very fit. Possibly, the fittest person that has ever lived, I can tell you that.
But getting pissed on is wonderful. I was once in Russia. Very nice place, Russia. Very snowy. Well run by a very strong leader. Very strong. These two beautiful girls, very beautiful girls with tears in their eyes came up to me and said, "Sir? Can we pee on you and your hotel bed?".
Of course, it was a tremendous wonderful evening. Very wonderful. So, I say, you're a young man about the age of my sons. Don't give up. Give up the running. It's very bad for your heart. But let the beautiful pissing happen. Never shy away from being pissed on. Don't be embarrassed! Don't give it up.