the whole point of twitter is inventing people to get mad at. it's a time honored tradition.
to address the concern: for some of us slow-but-not-that-slow guys, beating the fastest club female at the local 5K is an attainable way to preserve some of the pride that gets slowly sucked out of us by our dumb jobs. let us have this. and of course i won't break the tape. but i will laugh at guys who do because that is a 10/10 troll move.