Drop your best pickup lines
I would like to gain exposure to the beautiful pickup lines that the letsrun community has in store.
Drop your best pickup lines
I would like to gain exposure to the beautiful pickup lines that the letsrun community has in store.
Come out with your nipples up!
Wanna dance?
Women love a dancer, they will gobble you up,
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I can run a mile in 4 minutes. Want to see what I can do even faster?
I'm horny!!
Me so horny.
Ummm ... wanna share my hot dog?
Omp omp omp
Hi, I'm disease free and financially secure. Honesty works best of all:
"Hi, my name is..."
Works every time!
Are you George Floyd? ‘Cause I wanna sit on your face.
Works 100% of the time.*
*not really
too soon? wrote:
Are you George Floyd? ‘Cause I wanna sit on your face.
Works 100% of the time.*
*not really
You in a bar and a girl comes up to you and says this what you doing?
I just sit at the bar and calmly lick my eyebrows...
"wanna get high?" also works a treat.
Privet
Pick up lines are not where it is at most of the time.
To make a move on a liberal female , show her how many foreign languages you speak.
To do the same with a conservative girl, show her pictures of the biggest catfish you ever caught.
(After striking up a conversation with her) I'm buying some drinks. Let me get you one. It's on me. What do you like?
Now as advice, follow the Wolf of Wallstreet's advice. That is, it's a numbers game. Dont be afraid of rejection and don't take it personally. If you talk to 20 drunk women, at least one of them is going to have sex with you (unless you are repulsive and have terrible game).
STEVE THE ADDICT^^^^^^"""""""" wrote:
(After striking up a conversation with her) I'm buying some drinks. Let me get you one. It's on me. What do you like?
Now as advice, follow the Wolf of Wallstreet's advice. That is, it's a numbers game. Dont be afraid of rejection and don't take it personally. If you talk to 20 drunk women, at least one of them is going to have sex with you (unless you are repulsive and have terrible game).
I have to agree with you on that. The most successful friend I had wasn't particularly good looking or charming but he would hit up every girl he came across. Eventually he'd find one.
My pick-up lines generally went like this:
Hi, I'm .......... can I get you a drink.....
No, ok then, have a good night.
Sorry wrong thread
A rolled up $20 bill.
End of the night:
Hey babe. The ladies call me Microwave Dinner. I'm always ready under five. I only slightly look like my profile picture, and I'm just satisfying enough that I'll keep you coming back for more when you're desperate.
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