"Top" Colorado Runner....

Why, I'll enter the Dagwood Bumfukk Middle School 5K and do my darnedest to win my age division! Literally tens of people will surely see my apparel (as chosen by the "winner" of the ebay auction) as I go to collect my latest hunk of worthless plastic at the awards ceremony.

hey atownroadrunner, dont let these jealous a-holes get you down. You can destroy the vast majority of them in a race and the few that are left wish they had the balls to do the things you do.

That is pretty much what I expect out of you. Aim high and your dreams will come true. I wish you luck in your endeavors in winning the your age division of that prestigious race. Do you expect to smash the 19 minute barrier is this event? Is this a hilly course or a flat course and could you sibmit some information regarding this race, I might like to come and root root root for the home team.

Run wrote:

That is pretty much what I expect out of you. Aim high and your dreams will come true. I wish you luck in your endeavors in winning the your age division of that prestigious race. Do you expect to smash the 19 minute barrier is this event? Is this a hilly course or a flat course and could you sibmit some information regarding this race, I might like to come and root root root for the home team.

another Hater. Why are you hating? is it because he can beat you? is it because you are jealous of him? is it because it makes you feel good to put sombody down because you are a loser and a failure? After the roadrunner posts his results, you should post your reasons for hating. Of course, he would tell the truth, you wont.

I am hating, and proudly hating, because this guy is embarassing to a sport I love.

And for the record, I could smoke this fool.

yo mtv raps wrote:

hey atownroadrunner, dont let these jealous a-holes get you down. You can destroy the vast majority of them in a race and the few that are left wish they had the balls to do the things you do.

OK, I know the usual letsrun comeback aimed at the "haters" is "oh yeah, well I bet you couldn't even run this fast, I bet you're a 20 min. 5ker!" But come on, do you really think that many letsrun posters are that awful? I can understand how sad it is and am willing to bet that a lot of sub 17 guys think they're pretty hot stuff and then rip on guys who can't break 14 for not using their talent, and rip on 17 minute plus guys for not being dedicated. That's s***ty of them to do. But really, I think the whole "yeah, well I bet you can't run that fast" comeback loses any sort of validity when you are talking about times this appallingly slow. Seriously guys, I really doubt a 39 minute or 19 minute 5k would "destory" most runners here. I'll give the letsrun denizens that much credit at least.

I just came across this "blog". I have been a passive runner for a number of years in the state of colorado and have seen this runner over and over. He freaking flies!!! I think he took a second with "easy money's" girlfriend in the woods, but I am not sure. I just know that he was the fastest, just not the best time... I hope that this clears everything up and somebody offers him the money and support he deserves!!!

To many egos out there looking for love, good luck to the guy he is doing his best, being positive and for all intensive purposes nothing wrong with a 18 min 5k, as he says better than 99% of the pop

pete

JustPete wrote:

To many egos out there looking for love, good luck to the guy he is doing his best, being positive and for all intensive purposes nothing wrong with a 18 min 5k, as he says better than 99% of the pop

pete

I'm sure you meant to say "intents and purposes." While I'm at it, I'm sure you meant to write *too instead of *to. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. And if this guy ran an 18 min. 5k, that would be a 59 s. PR for him.

Yes a****, I did mean to write 'too' and I admit English is not my strong point, not sure about your 'if 18min 5k though' would be 59sec PR

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'About a month ago I ran 17:59 at the Evergreen town race in Evergreen, Colorado, taking 23rd place. Three weeks later, I g...'

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Who cares, I'm sure most people understand my writing, this isn't an Englsih forum, JUST RUNNNING

get over ya self (yes, ya)

My only purpose was to piss you off, and it looks like it worked. Have you smashed the 18 min. barrier?

Well done, wouldn't have taken much last night...

me, 18min/5k = no

later