the season is on. masked runners. anybody got predictions or memes?
the season is on. masked runners. anybody got predictions or memes?
I predict all the Johnnies get mask exemptions for “asthma” and that the Tommies run all their meets at River Falls to avoid masking. Also predicting Northfield and Mac opt out.
Who’s hosting conference?
The mask mandates are crazy for outdoors, and Gustavus is currently scheduled to host a conference on May 14-15
Gustavus is not hosting.
Dark horse/off the radar pics -
Kozlowski wins the 800. Gifford outleans Middendorf for a 1-3 finish.
Gifford wins in a sit and kick masterpiece in the 1500.
Mendel displays a surprising lead from the gun in the 5000, but fades by 3K and a pack of Gusties block the field to keep the chase pack slow and tight. Stumbo out sprints the field. Meanwhile back at Carleton, Wilkinson runs a time trial backwards with three masks and solos 14:45. He dedicates his remaining days in Northfield to Strava hunting all Ole make from their good years. Oles continue to post IG stories of the glory years with sad music montage.
10K is a death march with masks, and Tommies overcome not one, but two isolation periods to go 1-3!
Steeple isn’t held in honor of the Wilkinson’s absence and the D3 record remains safe.
In a surprising announcement announcement Andrew Rock is suspended from coaching after the MIAC learns he wears each 4 x 400 team member's mask for one hour a day in hopes creating a mask doping system to run sub 3:10. Questions remain about Bethel's earth shattering 4 x 800 win.
allen outduels gifford in the 800 like he did all of high school
Gifford wins the mile - 1 hour later he comes back to clap Allen in the IMAC championships in 2019. Go back to the yearbook.
Running in a mask is stupid. Why are any of these teams running any meets in Minnesota with that rule?