10: Scared of needles
09: Afraid of the unintended consequences from a genetic mutation in a few years, such as suddenly being attracted to large rude women who vote for Democrats
08: Don't believe in government handouts or free shots in veins and the possibility of this being the slippery slope of a really bad heroin addiction William Seward Burroughs II would be proud of
07: Don't know any hot nurses to roll up sleeve for
06: Never replaced my personal Doctor to ask advice. What would Dr. Kevorkian do?
05: Never did follow the "In Crowd"
04: Have always socially distanced so there's been no major change in life
03: Feeling a strong kinship with some of the lost Amazon rainforest tribes that aren't even aware the Chinese virologists are careless with bats and pangolins
02: As a Neo-Luddite, I don't feel it would look good on my resume when I run for Leader of the Free World
01: Afraid of losing sense of humor