Our best 400 guy is the only one on our team who abides by the stereotypical distance runner appearance (weirdly). No, he isn't short or lanky. Tall dude with ripped muscles. BUT he wears the exhibitory patterned shorts with cuts in them. Sometimes he rolls up the waistband. Even though it gets him too much girl attraction, us guys let it slide because c'mon... he's our best 400 guy. But not our coach. At first, I was content with the warnings coach gave him because I wasn't a huge fan of his shenanigans either. He should at LEAST bring a pair of sweat pants for team stretching. You'd even notice the girls cringe. At our next practice, coach lists our workouts and then leaves us momentarily unattended, telling us that he has to accommodate a student for a make-up quiz. We practiced for 40 minutes or so without coach. At around that point some slackers started letting their guard down to goof off: practice typically winds down at the one hour mark. Our 400 guy takes his shirt off (which coach told him not to do) and starts dancing with the girls (LOL). Me and the distance guys skip strides to also dance and then we get groovy! We blast some songs and get absolutely TURNT! Even some lacrosse guys joined! Then out of NOWHERE, Coach walks out of the bushes and catches us red-handed. At that moment we all realized that we fell for a sting. Coach threatens to suspend the 400 guy from our school and kicks him off the team. Coach emphasizes his distaste for 400 guy's lack of attire and provocative dance moves. 400 guy makes his way to his car, still with his shirt off. It's weird that Coach waited so long to come out of the bushes, even while we were dancing... Was he trying to rehearse his tirade that whole time? Anyway... Coach not groovy. Our next best guy only runs a 53 but specializes in distance... OUCH.