For me, it's Time New Roman.
I'm sharp, aggressive, and official.
My elbows are sharp. You will regret it if you try to do any shenanigans at the start-line.
You can't win the start-line shoving. I am aggressive and don't take BS from anybody.
I have a clean shave and slick haircut at every race. I am official.
I am sharp at every turn, chipping away as much distance as possible.
I am aggressive on the downhills, putting the moves on my enemies. This is where I blow by.
The babes cheer me on every step of the way. As I cross the line, it's official. I finished first.
What's your font?