1. 30 Seconds to Mars
Fck Jared Leno. Fck his sh*tty acting and fck his irritating, sh*tty attempts at making music. He was the worst Prefontaine.
2. Fun.
I know several people with otherwise acceptable taste who like this band. I just hate the sound of their lead singer's voice. I find the lyrics overly sincere and lame. No edge. I can't stand listening to them.
3. Smash Mouth
Do I really need to explain this? Whoever decided to make this band famous ruined the background music to most of my fourth grade memories. Plus, these guys happily participated at the recent Sturgis Soft-Belly Convention/Super Spreader Event, so fck them.
4. Fall Out Boy
I just really hated these guys in high school. Emo music was not my bag. If they had just disappeared after having their moment, I could forgive and forget, since they weren't really THAT bad. But then they came out with that "you will remember meeeee" song a few years ago. Life-long grudge.
5. Max Martin
I see Max Martin as something approaching an anti-Christ figure in the musical realm. A genius for sure; he knows how to write a catchy tune. But the amount of bad pop music that he is personally responsible for should be considered a crime against humanity.