Dave Chapelle's amazing post-election SNL monologue.

Do you not realize he did the same four years ago?

fasciz wrote:

13 50 wrote:

This whole crazy narrative that ghetto AA crack dealers might assault a white person who stops their car and tries to give them ice cream. It be hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaOrER8rvLM

At least you abandoned the weak suburbanite straw man attacks.

Yeah, a crack dealer would probably kick your ass. The point is that it is laughable to think he actually endangered you by making a joke with the point being try to be a nice person that is decent to others. Oh the horror, the recklessness!

He didn't say to be nice to a person that is nice to others. He said give stuff to crack dealers who are destroying their own community. And along with that he said just give money to black people because they are black. At no point did he say or imply that you should give money to decent people with decent character. Character had nothing to do with what he proposed.

Also, per capita a black individual is 2500% more likely to violently attack a white person than vice versa. And 800,000 white people have been killed by blacks since the end of slavery.

Another 800,000 whites could be killed by blacks, and Dave would never even mention it, but he would cry fake tears over the latest black violent criminal who starts a gun/knife fight with cops and loses.

The great con is over wrote:

ahem..... wrote:

Ha ha. You want blacks to follow lock and step, but not all of them do. Joe Biden has won, but the Alt Left movement is in shock and dying.

Aztec is right. We were all in he mood to laugh and celebrate not to be lectured at for a too long of monologue. He might have said some good things but it wasn't the time or the place.

Poor set.

Dave just called all of his neighbors KKK racists for no reason at all, other than they asked him to turn down the loudspeaker when he is saying the n-word over and over and over and over.

For simply asking that one basic courtesy, Dave publicly labeled all of them KKK racists on national TV.

And people just laugh and think that's funny.

And now Dave will go home to his lilly white farm town, and he won't be well liked anymore, and he will do zero self-reflection. He will only come up with more stories about fake victimhood that "prove" to a national audience just how racist his lilly white farmer neighbors are.

And this was Dave in 2006, talking about those lilly white farmer neighbors: "You folks are the best neighbors ever. That is the reason I returned and that is the reason I’m staying."

You can keep doubling down on advertising that you didn’t get the point of the monologue and that you think black people are dangerous, and Chappelle will continue to be many orders of magnitude more successful than you, and the world will keep spinning. Maybe take some time to reflect on why you feel the way that you do. I’ll still buy you an ice cream.

here's the transcript. It's legit stale and not funny. Not even shocking. It's easy to shock and he didn't even do that.

Here are the only even witty things:

(Trump getting 1st class care and then saying all of us should be as healthy as him) That would be like me going to the homeless shelter with a bag full of hamburgers and saying, these is mine. [Laughter] And then just start eating in front of all the homeless. “Don’t let hunger dictate your life!”

A lot of people don’t like him, but I thought the guy was at least an optimist. I am not as optimistic as he was. I look at it like, there were bad people on both sides.

and DC's big final insight? Don't hate people. Ok man, DC, ok. I won't.

And seriously, he made fun of how white people dance. That's what DC thinks is funny now? Last refuge of empty comics.

https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2020/11/08/dave-chappelle-snl-monologue-2020-transcript/

Did you just post a transcript of a stand up bit? That’s the whitest thing on this thread.

Whatever you say, anonymous internet running message board dork.

fasciz wrote:

You can keep doubling down on advertising that you didn’t get the point of the monologue and that you think black people are dangerous, and Chappelle will continue to be many orders of magnitude more successful than you, and the world will keep spinning. Maybe take some time to reflect on why you feel the way that you do. I’ll still buy you an ice cream.

This. Period.

fasciz wrote:

Did you just post a transcript of a stand up bit? That’s the whitest thing on this thread.

people on this thread are talking about the insightfulness of what DC said. If an observation is insightful then delivery shouldn't matter too much.

But sure. delivery can help a standup make people laugh, even if the material is lame.

agip wrote:

http://gph.is/1qEEIcH

Candace Owens

“She’s the worst,” Chappelle said to the crowd about Owens. “I can’t think of a worse way to make money. She’s the most articulate idiot I’ve ever seen in my (expletive) life.”

Chappelle’s dig at Owens comes from her repeated attacks on Floyd since his death. Owens released a video on June 4 titled ‘I Do Not Support George Floyd And The Media Depiction Of Him As A Martyr For Black America.’

In the video she took numerous digs at Floyd including mentioning his arrest record. She also asked why the black community made him a hero?

“We didn’t choose him, you did!” Chappelle said loudly. “They killed him and that wasn’t right, so he’s the guy. We’re not desperate for heroes in the black community. Any (expletive) that survives this nightmare is my God damned hero.”

"They" killed them.

There were a few moments of laughter but given the election announcement from earlier, I felt the performance was a let down. I was hoping he would make cracks at both sides of the party and ridicule Trump and Biden.

I think Chris Rock would have been the better option for the night.

smug while you can wrote:

simplicity works wrote:

I thought it was great. Yesterday was a relief, but we need to be gracious winners right now.

Remember that lots of Trump voters have a hard life. Isn't it the Left the stresses the importance of empathy?

And Trump won a bigger proportion of the popular vote this election than in 2016 -- and more votes than any candidate in history, with the exception of Biden. Trumpism isn't over. Don't get too cocky.

Your post is a perfect example of liberal condescension. Just wow.

Yep.

Should have just said...

How come there are 70 million people in this country who would vote that POS trump?

No character, no talent beyond the BS he makes up abot himself. No empathy, crap business man who'd never get a corporate leader job with his track record. Thank goodness his Daddy left him a business and enough money.

And absolutely moral compass.

Thank goodness this is over. I can't wait for the books and the revelation in 2021.

derderpderp wrote:

I think Chris Rock would have been the better option for the night.

I love the dichotomy you present.

“Anyway, Dave’s idea was what would come to be Chappelle’s Show. We went around pitching to a few networks. HBO didn’t go great. The woman actually said to Dave, and I quote: “Why do we need you when we have Chris Rock?” See, back then there could only be one popular black comedian at a time. Unlike today, when there can be three.”

smug while you can wrote:

sub sub elite local hobby jogger wrote:

Watch til the end. Don't hate and resent people just because your life might suck.

Liberal projection.

These libs are gonna be sorry when Trump is declared the winner

fasciz wrote:

Did you just post a transcript of a stand up bit? That’s the whitest thing on this thread.

This.

The guy is so sore over the election.

That monologue was way over his head

fasciz wrote:

Did you just post a transcript of a stand up bit? That’s the whitest thing on this thread.

I know. It’s all about delivery.

See how this reads:

I got my ice cream. I got my ice cream.

You can’t afford it. You can’t afford it.

And you’re daddy’s an alcoholic.

since biden has won, a black dude has broken into my car and also stole my lawnmorer out of my shed. Wtf. Got it on camera.

Hey, I just witnessed, a few minutes ago, what i thought was a car prowling. After running about a block past it, I turned around and went back to check it out. For the first time, i could see that the guy was African American (before that I just saw him slouched over the passenger side door with a flashlight trying to get in and i could not see the color of his skin). So when i get back to the car, he glares at me real bad. I keep going but stop some distance away to kind of scope it out. We stare at eachother for a while and he asks me if I've got some problem in that i seem to be watching him a whole lot. I still don't know if this is a car prowl or not or if i might be in danger so i just say that i'm just running through the neighborhood. He says well if you got something to say why don't you just say it.

I said good night and have a good one.

About 10 minutes later i headed back to explain this was a misunderstanding and apologize. By the looks of it, i thought it might be a car prowling and had nothing to do with the color of his skin and i was sorry if he took it that way, but that had nothing to do with it. But the car was gone and so was he.

Maybe some other day i will have the opportunity to clear the air.

But honestly, the Dave Chappelle advice influenced me in my decision to head back and apologize. Totally.