When history looks back on this new novel coronavirus it can only conclude that it is has proved to be the most mysterious, selective and unpredictable little bugger in the history of viruses.
What we know so far:
It originated in China when someone ate a bat.
Lots of people came down with strange flu like symptoms.
People were literally dropping in the street as per the media reports.
The WHO original investigation said there was no evidence of human to human transmission.
The countries surrounding China were barely effected.
Coroni bypassed them and took a trip to Europe where he unleashed his fury on several countries. Lockdowns made no difference as countries that had hard lockdowns such as France, Spain and Italy suffered terribly whilst countries like Sweden with no lockdown and other Scandinavian countries such as Norway, Denmark and Finland with brief lockdowns were spared and suffered no excess mortality.
In the USA, Coroni unleashed his fury in New York causing mayhem even though 66% of people infected had never left the house whilst other states were spared.
As Coroni continued his world tour he touched down in Africa.
There was fears of a humanitarian disaster but Coroni only paid a fleeting visit and caused no excess mortality.
Over in Japan, a very populated country, with no lockdown again Coroni caused very little damage and in New Zealand and Australia with intense lockdowns caused little damage.
By the start of June as countries reopened Coroni went into hiding.
Restaurants were busy, beaches packed, there were several social justice protests but Coroni swerved them all.
But our eminent scientists and politicians gave fire and brimstone sermons that Coroni would be back to haunt us again in the Autumn.
Their computer model said so.
As cold season started in Europe in mid September, Coroni decided to go back on the rampage, infecting tens of thousands of people across Europe.
The overwhelming majority had no symptoms and with no excess hospitalisations or deaths, little Coroni was again proving to be unpredictable.
Coroni only seems to attack the elderly with underlying health problems but yet somehow we’re all at risk.
Now according to our masters the only way to save ourselves from this deadly beast we must give up our freedoms, stop seeing our families, destroy jobs and local businesses, wear masks.
This is all necessary to protect the hospitals that sat empty in the spring and are currently operating at normal capacity.
But over in Scandinavia no masks are required and social life goes on with relative normality.
How safe you are from Coroni depends on where you live.
US 3 feet, France 4.5 feet, UK 6 feet.
Coroni is able to distinguish what country your in, he can tell the time, he knows the calendar, he can’t get through masks in some countries but in others he will not bother you if you don’t wear masks.
He knows not to go into British pubs before 10pm but after that he’ll be lurking at every corner waiting to pounce.
Everyone is being guided by the science but the science is different in every country.
But the science knows best.
According to the CDC we must ignore years and years of peer reviewed evidence based medicine and resort to pulling evidence out of thin air.
The only way to save ourselves and society from this carnage is a vaccine that apparently doesn’t exist yet and it may only prevent symptoms.
As 90% experience no symptoms this is downright unbelievable.
This nonsense and absurdity is like a low budget science fiction movie with a worn out script and terrible actors.
Science Fiction American.