Precious Roy wrote:
Wow. I guess the #metoo thing has really set in. Not a single reply asking for pics.
In order to answer this question, you need to follow the operation of the Alpha/Simp scale. First, you need to rate the girlfriend on a scale of 1-10 for hotness. Then, rate the girlfriend for sexual availability on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being special occasions and 10 being ready every second). To the sexual availability scale, apply a bonus factor of 1.2 for the possibility of threeway action with hot girlfriends. This is the Alpha scale. Then, determine a high maintenance scale of 1 to 10 (1 being lets you burp and fart at will 10 being monitors your social media and corrects you for lack of wokeness). Add to that a b#tchy rating of 1 to 10 (1 minor crabbiness once a month to 10 loudly cusses you out in front of friends for leaving toilet seat up). This is the Simp scale. Divide the Alpha by the Simp. If the number is below 1, you are free to dump. If the number is 1 or higher, you need to sneak your sweets.