Ever watched an Athlete Special video? Ben Crawford? Those guys are taking breaks on every run. Check Strava too. Bathroom breaks, water breaks, even just stopping to catch their breaths. Do these guys know how to run? In a race, you don’t stop. The likes of Cooper “Can’t Run Up a Hill” Teare, Evert “Every Excuse in the Book” Silva, and Reed “Ready to Take a Break” Brown will likely GO HOME DEVASTATED this fall if there is indeed a cross country season. Without the cameraman and the pace car, they will not be able to perform in races, and they will be extremely confused when the entire field doesn’t stop with them halfway up the big hill in Stillwater.