Gregoire wrote:
Take his crowns and brag about taking the segments using the same language he does!
I would copy his activity comments and titles word for word.
Gregoire wrote:
Take his crowns and brag about taking the segments using the same language he does!
I would copy his activity comments and titles word for word.
Take him down.
If you have KOM abilities and do not use them, it's a waste of talent.
Go for it.
To give anything less is to sacrifice the GIFT.
Me and my 13 year old son basically did this yesterday. We live in upstate NY and we get alot of city dbags vacationing here.
I created some new segments on our most common routes and found alot of non-locals holding segment records.
So yesterday on our nine mile long run we went after three segments. My son got the first two but we missed the third one because I miscalculated where it ended.
Next week there's a 9.5 miler with at least four segments that we're probably going to target.
I would love to see the looks on these guys faces when their segments are getting beat by a thirteen year old.
Fo shizzle. And enjoy"your "long journey to the middle" while you're at it. - Lester Bangs
Strava trolling wrote:
So basically I am living in this small town for the summer with minimal work responsibilities so have a lot of time to get good training in. I've noticed that all the local segment KOMs are from this guy who lives in a bigger city hours away but clearly came up here at random times to hammer segments (the entire run is just a full out effort of the segment). He then proceeds to brag about getting the segment in the description of the run. Mind you most of these segments have a grand total of about 20 attempts.
Every few days on my run I do a little surge and have slowly started taking his KOMs in this area day by day. I have a few more to do that I will be able to handle over the next couple of weeks whenever I get around to it, but this brings to me to my major question - he has two KOMs that are in the city he lives in a couple hours away.
Once I wrap up all these segments (about 10 in total), should I take the drive down to fully take this man's crowns??? Why stop at taking 8 segments from him when I can get a full 10?
please. At least this kind of trolling is backed up (unlike most LRC trolls).
Make him beg for mercy.
analogtelephone wrote:
Gregoire wrote:
Take his crowns and brag about taking the segments using the same language he does!
I would copy his activity comments and titles word for word.
YES THIS IS THE WAY
MAKE HIM SUFFER
lots of segment KOMs in my town are held by someone who used their car to get the record. i'm talking 1:30 per mile pace. it's ridiculous that no one else can get those records
Manbearpig15 wrote:
Me and my 13 year old son basically did this yesterday. We live in upstate NY and we get alot of city dbags vacationing here.
I created some new segments on our most common routes and found alot of non-locals holding segment records.
So yesterday on our nine mile long run we went after three segments. My son got the first two but we missed the third one because I miscalculated where it ended.
Next week there's a 9.5 miler with at least four segments that we're probably going to target.
I would love to see the looks on these guys faces when their segments are getting beat by a thirteen year old.
It kind of sounds like the only person aware that theyre KOM is you...
bustin wrote:
lots of segment KOMs in my town are held by someone who used their car to get the record. i'm talking 1:30 per mile pace. it's ridiculous that no one else can get those records
They are pretty good at removing fake KOMS these days. Sometimes they go within seconds after I've flagged them.
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately. Next time I'm in GB I'm going to have a daytrip to his town just so I can set the KOM and he's never getting it back.
Harambe wrote:
If you have KOM abilities and do not use them, it's a waste of talent.
Go for it.
To give anything less is to sacrifice the GIFT.
+1!
Coevett wrote:
They are pretty good at removing fake KOMS these days. Sometimes they go within seconds after I've flagged them.
'They' don't do anything, Strava automatically removes flagged entries from the leaderboards. It's then up to the flagged user to complain/justify why it shouldn't be flagged.
Coevett wrote:
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately. Next time I'm in GB I'm going to have a daytrip to his town just so I can set the KOM and he's never getting it back.
I loved you in Cape Fear!
Coevett wrote:
bustin wrote:
lots of segment KOMs in my town are held by someone who used their car to get the record. i'm talking 1:30 per mile pace. it's ridiculous that no one else can get those records
They are pretty good at removing fake KOMS these days. Sometimes they go within seconds after I've flagged them.
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately. Next time I'm in GB I'm going to have a daytrip to his town just so I can set the KOM and he's never getting it back.
So, it’s possible he actually ran the segment? You have no other indication that he was cheating? Like a super low cadence (bike) or GPS spike? Basically, you maliciously flagged it.
In short, you’ve just proven to everyone on Letsrun what an absolute shower of crap you are. You are a dirty little kunting turd burglar. And you’re a racist prick too.
Coevett wrote:
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
And you have the nerve of accusing people here of stalking you...
If his PB is only 26 minutes the best way to get back at him would have been to beat him in the race!
Oh wait...
Coevett wrote:
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately.
PS: probably you don't know this as you are slow, but when you flag an activity on Strava, Strava will ask the user if the activity is legit and all they have to do is confirm that it is and, if there are no huge discrepancies, they will be back on the leaderboard.
I have slow, bitter guys like you doing that all the time when I take their segments and I haven't lost a single one.
coeahitette wrote:
Coevett wrote:
They are pretty good at removing fake KOMS these days. Sometimes they go within seconds after I've flagged them.
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately. Next time I'm in GB I'm going to have a daytrip to his town just so I can set the KOM and he's never getting it back.
So, it’s possible he actually ran the segment? You have no other indication that he was cheating? Like a super low cadence (bike) or GPS spike? Basically, you maliciously flagged it.
In short, you’ve just proven to everyone on Letsrun what an absolute shower of crap you are. You are a dirty little kunting turd burglar. And you’re a racist prick too.
+1 - although there probably wasn't much doubt about his character
coeahitette wrote:
Coevett wrote:
They are pretty good at removing fake KOMS these days. Sometimes they go within seconds after I've flagged them.
There is some loser I stalk on Strava after getting into an altercation with him during a Parkrun last year. The guy has been running for three years, actually has his FB and Twitter profile pics of him in his running gear, is around 30, and yet his 5K pb is still only 26 minutes.
The other week he was bragging on Strava and Twitter that he had set his first KOM. A loop of his local little park in which only one other person was on the leaderboard. I flagged it because it was a bit faster than he normally runs, and Strava took it down almost immediately. Next time I'm in GB I'm going to have a daytrip to his town just so I can set the KOM and he's never getting it back.
So, it’s possible he actually ran the segment? You have no other indication that he was cheating? Like a super low cadence (bike) or GPS spike? Basically, you maliciously flagged it.
In short, you’ve just proven to everyone on Letsrun what an absolute shower of crap you are. You are a dirty little kunting turd burglar. And you’re a racist prick too.
Based on this threads topic, I don't think he was being serious.
UPDATE: He has a Strava profile for his dog.
I will be taking down some additional segments this afternoon. I do like the idea of using his wording but then I fear that I will attract the wrath of a future Strava troll.
Some are on these overgrown trails that the starting/finishing point is very unclear so may need to take some more time on those just to figure out where they even are.
I'd go for activity titles like "recovery run - legs toasted" and "tired after deadlifting this morning".
G Cup wrote:
I'd go for activity titles like "recovery run - legs toasted" and "tired after deadlifting this morning".
OH YES! Other good ideas:
“Hangover run”
“Not bad for a pulled hammy”
“Ouch - Jello legs from all the sex”
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Matt Choi was drinking beer halfway through the Boston Marathon