Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

finisher medaL. wrote:

rexthebex wrote:

Trolls who pretend to be Rossi don't occasionally say they are not Rossi. They insist they are Rossi despite evidence to the contrary.

Therefore, your occasional claim that you are not Rossi within a larger Rossi persona just shows that you are in fact Rossi.

You guys are soooo fvcking stupid it is hilarious!

You don't even realize how many times I've called him a fat hobby jogging loser.... you think it is just a ploy.

You are right! And I've got a monster c0ck that all you guys want and will just have to dream about as you post about me 10x.

Hey its just cats chasing a laser beam, why should I expect anything more?

Hi Mike!

Hi me!

LOL!

Again, if you were only a troll pretending to be Rossi (usually you post as if you are Rossi), then you wouldn't suddenly claim not to be him when called on it. You would WANT everyone to think you were Rossi all the day as that is the point of trolling as him. But you are Rossi and you realize if you admit it, then the many, many stupid and juvenile posts you've made on this forum can be linked to you. So, you occasionally insult yourself under the guise that we'd assume you are just a troll. Then, when we see through your ruse, you deflect the allegation by acting as if you are not Rossi and anyone who suggests that you are is a stupid fool worthy of embarrassment. Explain to me why a troll pretending to be Rossi would suddenly not want people to think he is actually Rossi.

What do the blue bibs signify?

So basically he ran about 5 miles for the day. Didn't we figure out his pace at the finish? That should give us a ball

park figure of what time he jumped back on the course.

Mike Ross wrote:

RunsForBeer wrote:

Those pics are pure gold. Notice all the blue bibs surrounding him? The wave after him that he couldn't out-waddle.

What do the blue bibs signify?

Those were the entrants who started in the wave after him. In other words, he was getting passed by people who started 25 minutes after him. Go Mike!

At the Via Marathon, the first photo station was a couple hundred yards after the start. MR doesn't appear in any of those pictures. Now, some of the people who crossed the starting mat about the same time as MR does are easily identifiable. So, he didn't even run 300 yards before he slithered to his car.

rexthebex wrote:

Explain to me why a troll pretending to be Rossi would suddenly not want people to think he is actually Rossi.

Just to fire you and others up even more over something which is totally inconsequential, just like the boohoo crybaby boys who get fired up and upset over their handles getting used, poor things. Ah well, as long as they've still got their soft cuddly toys to cuddle up to and cry themselves to sleep at night they'll all get over it, until the next inconsequential thing enters their lives.

Thanks for the reply.

Follow up question:

Are you impotent? You don't have any biological children, right? Was your question to "qualify" for and run the Boston Marathon an attempt to reassert the lost masculinity of your impotence?

So basically he walked across the start mat and made a 90 degree turn... if only we could see an overhead video of the start we might be able to spot him doing the dirty deed.

printer wrote:

At the Via Marathon, the first photo station was a couple hundred yards after the start. MR doesn't appear in any of those pictures. Now, some of the people who crossed the starting mat about the same time as MR does are easily identifiable. So, he didn't even run 300 yards before he slithered to his car.

Are you going to post while DJing tonight? Is that considered unprofessional in the DJing world?

Or no gig tonight?

Classic Rossi deflection and counter attack.

7th grade level as usual.

There is raw video that apparently no one outside of the reporters from The Morning Call have been able to view.

Trollminator wrote:

So basically he walked across the start mat and made a 90 degree turn... if only we could see an overhead video of the start we might be able to spot him doing the dirty deed.

printer wrote:

At the Via Marathon, the first photo station was a couple hundred yards after the start. MR doesn't appear in any of those pictures. Now, some of the people who crossed the starting mat about the same time as MR does are easily identifiable. So, he didn't even run 300 yards before he slithered to his car.

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You are right! And I've got a monster c0ck that all you guys want and will just have to dream about as you post about me 10?

I don't know about this claim. When I look at Rossi's finisher pics I must say that his package is....underwhelming. Maybe it was a cold day.

It's close to chicken dance time. I'm expecting our boy to go quiet until he's liquored up and ready to start attacking around 1 AM.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

thereaISmokingGunner wrote:

Just to fire you and others up even more over something which is totally inconsequential, just like the boohoo crybaby boys who get fired up and upset over their handles getting used, poor things. Ah well, as long as they've still got their soft cuddly toys to cuddle up to and cry themselves to sleep at night they'll all get over it, until the next inconsequential thing enters their lives.

Hey John when you gonna get a job? Isn't your welfare running out soon?

Boohoohoo, the nasty man stole your handle. BTW, WhoTF is this John fella, his names Mike isn't it?

RunDriveRun wrote:

It's close to chicken dance time. I'm expecting our boy to go quiet until he's liquored up and ready to start attacking around 1 AM.

Chicken Dance? That's small time. The Chicken Dance is LVM. THIS is Boston:

elephino wrote:

YouSoCrazy wrote:

Has anyone ever checked to see if he cheated in Boston?

There's no reason to think he cheated at Boston. He only cared about his time at LVM because he wanted a BQ. He had no motivation to cheat at Boston.

Hope you are okay, Ken. But that is just another crazy theory.

There is a huge difference between a 4+ hour marathon and a 3:11. Mike is capable of a 4+ hour marathon. Exiting and reentering at multiple points and finishing over 4 hours? JustMakesNoSense.

Someone claiming to be SmartRunnr emailed me as follows

\"Hi Kip!

Here is the evidence, but elephino - the only one paying attention besides me - already alluded to that.

http://www.marathonfoto.com

[ my edit - search part of URL removed - this was to a set of photos of someone who isn\'t Rossi - the same as in the post above]

Also, be careful: when I posted that as mikerossi22, I got banned.

I think I\'m done with the Rossi saga.

Have fun,

SmartRunnr\"

I replied

\"Thanks, yes I\'d already seen that person who obviously isn\'t Rossi, I\'m not sure what your point is, as this is nothing to do with the insane claim that Mike Rossi ran 3:23 as another runner.

Honestly do you believe that

a. You are fooling anyone

or

b. Rossi legitimately ran 3:11

Regards

Expert Kip Watcher\"

Ken is a terrible person. Let's not copy/paste tweets like that to this forum. It's the one thing that could make this place more of a cesspool.

The tweets in which he solely attacks Rossi are fair game however. Keep those coming.

I'd like to contest those numbers.