OMG fcking classic!
Leave Ken alone. Sure he is obnoxious, overweight and obsessive. Sure he believes in the first amendment rights of confederate flag people and that Nazis were people too. Sure he is not a runner and may not know fartleks or lydiard. Sure he may not understand the internet or search algorithms and he may occasionally stalk someone's wife on Facebook and in real life at a commute train station. And he may harbor a lot, I mean a lot, of pain anger and jealousy and hurt from being a failure at marriage, work, school and sports. But you know he has found a way to cope and a focus for his energy.
Ken sees good and bad in the world and he is a little guy, maybe not physically, but emotionally and intellectually and he stands up to bullies even though he knows he is going to get crushed.
A lot of us on this board cannot understand what it is to go through life never being successful at much of anything and always being damn near last even though you give your best. Most of this board has won a race, made a high school team, walked on to a college team or earned a scholarship or more. Ken will never have that. Yet he persists.
Despite everyone on this board attacking him pleading with him and trying to persuade him, he fights on and matches to his own drum.
In high schools across America guys like Rossi dominate guys like Ken without even trying to or meaning to. Ken is the guy in high school Boone remembers. The guy that doesn't even get a character in a john Hughes film like Breakfast Club. He is not even king of the nerds. A guy like Ken leads life never knowing when his girl or wife will wake up and leave him for another guy or gal. He spends his life knowing his child will be better than he is just by default and sees that look in their eyes all too early that he is no longer a superhero to his kid. That his kid will never tell another kid on the playground my dad can beat your dad at anything. Yet Ken fights on through life and persists.
Maybe I am wrong but I feel like ingot to know Ken in this thread and he is a guy who should cheat. He'll I'd understand it he needs to cheat to win anything. But as far as I can see he doesn't. He may be dumb fat and crazy - sorry Ken just calling it like t is - but he stands for his beliefs mans defends them. He defends the little people. And he doesn't back down or cheat. Honestly he is an admirable little somuvabitxh. He may be like a pitbull or terrier that closes his eyes once he locks his jaw and yeah he may be wrong a lot of the time and about a lot of things. But he is who he is and he is true to himself.
I do not know if Ken will understand or appreciate what I am saying, odds are he will get confused or hurt, but I admire that little sonuvagun.