There are many variations to this joke, but this is the latest (not the best).
A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up,
Johnny: "My grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his ass by the enemy.
Teacher: "Rectum, Johnny, rectum."
Johnny: "Wrecked him? It nearly f'n killed him!!"
There are various versions to this joke, while this one is not the best, I'm pretty sure it's the latest:
A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up,
Johnny: "My grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his ass by the enemy.
Teacher: "Rectum, Johnny, rectum."
Johnny: "Wrecked him? It nearly f'n killed him!!"
1. "Bar tender?"
2. "Look at that S Car Go."
3. "The Aristocrats!"
4. "Niagara Falls? ..."
Um, ever heard of Jordan Hasay?
I'm a frayed knot.
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