David Roche GOES HOME DEVASTATED from Western States

Wow. I write one thing about how Megan is really slow and a "pro" only in her Strava imaginary world where she can manipulate data and deceive her follows for attention and profit, and, apparently, that is so triggering that David and Megan have spent the entire day flaming this board. Really sad.

Hate to break to you both, but you choose wrong. You should have been a doctor and lawyer. Instead you are both hobby jogger influences who dupe other slow people into buying Athletic Greens or The Feed products, or ankle weights, or whatever. I am really glad I didn't make the mistakes you both did.

Honest question: was he really in Eugene just to cheer? He's not training field athletes who could use coaching between attempts, and going there is a lot of time and $$$.

Hey bud, you might have the most posts today, but ok. whatever keeps the thread alive to feed into the AI models I guess. Go have an AG1 and prepare for the runs. peace.

“I’m like totally just browsing bro…” k David

He jus ran a sub 4 minute mile and posted it on strava. That’s why he went to Eugene

Rungorthehillz is an ER doctor apparently . So near genius level

You’re obsessed

We sell t shirts, not hats.

"Major props to nailed it—another voice of reason in this haunted dollhouse of a thread, where every room is wallpapered with Strava screenshots and passive-aggressive screeds about who cooked the quinoa.

Meanwhile, the usual suspects are pacing in digital circles, muttering like cursed Victorian uncles: 'She’s manipulating data,' 'They only cooked once,' 'My Garmin told me they lied.' It’s giving Twin Peaks, but with much worse dialogue.

You start to wonder: is this even about David and Megan anymore? Or have the critics simply merged into one spectral figure, eternally doomed to wander LetsRun in search of the perfect heart rate chart to prove a moral failure?

In the middle of it all, nailed it appears—like the only person wearing sunglasses at dawn, knowing what’s coming—pointing out, quite sensibly, that maybe, just maybe, obsessing over strangers' family life and podcast tone is ... not the flex you think.

Take the win, nailed it. The rest of them are still arguing with the mannequins in a shoe store window."

Seek help David.

David doesn't want help, he wants attention

No way man I’m a lonely teenager just browsing this thread while I’m watching US nats bro

How is this thread 44 pages and still going lol

Which is why I am done here. Everyone who sees through him, sees him as the narcissist he is knows he feeds off attention..so let's starve him..at least here. He's got enough fan boys and girls naive enough to believe and admire him. He's not talented or special enough to keep talking about him.

And it came to pass that the Lord David was questioned by the heretics of LetsRun. And they did doubt his ability to run beneath four minutes in the mile, yet he hath spoken it, therefore let it be recorded in the chronicles.

Behold, they placed doubts upon his ability to run two hours and nine minutes, but he hath spoken it, therefore let it be recorded.

And lo, they did laugh at Megan, who in her great humility declared she would not run two hours and nine minutes, yet her humility surpasseth understanding.

Now do the mockers scorn the Lord for his lack of sustenance preparation, yet they know not his power to make sports drink from water, and to multiply the carbs within a Spring energy gel, even as the loaves and fishes were multiplied.

because of free speech

are you a ch*ck and at least 18?

Wow, I enjoyed the SJD threads back in the day but this bank and forth stuff here is just gross. Have fun y'all.