I'm replying to myself. Why is that phucking ad in my post above? I didn't put it there !
I'm replying to myself. Why is that phucking ad in my post above? I didn't put it there !
Nevermind - it just follows the last post. Whatever....
You're a fat loser and you have body odor.
I would wrote:
Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a p_ssy there'd be a bounty on your head.
Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
OK, Bernie is Jim Belushi and Joan is Joan Kusack (sp?). the scene is in Mother's bar in Chicago. movie also starred Rob Lowe and Demi Moore...but what the hell is the name of the movie???
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." - from Uncle Buck.
Caddyshack... Al Czervik to Judge Smails: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
"Woman, is not your cup of abominations full enough?" John the Baptist, King of Kings
rundanrun220 wrote:
Caddyshack... Al Czervik to Judge Smails: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
You left out the best part of that quote:
"...wanna make $13 the hard way?"
jaybird wrote:
OK, Bernie is Jim Belushi and Joan is Joan Kusack (sp?). the scene is in Mother's bar in Chicago. movie also starred Rob Lowe and Demi Moore...but what the hell is the name of the movie???
About Last Night an 80s drama queen chick flick.
About last night is correct but Elizabeth Perkins was Joan
Start at 1:50 for a classic insult series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLYTObRhcSY&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL99228609541BD0C1
You beat me to it you scum sucking pig.
tres friends wrote:
"You son of a motherless goat!"
In "Internal Affairs" Richard Gere telling Andy Garcia "Clean yourself up" & throwing him his wife's panties after pummeling him in the elevator.
Go to about 13:43 for a classic sequence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QgABL5DvQA&feature=relmfu
Or, if self-insult is eligible:
No, this stuff isn't gettin' to me. The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don't give As, that doesn't bother me a bit.
Or this job, either. Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? . . . Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Opening scene of Way of the Gun (Ryan Phillippe)
http://youtu.be/5xsaMcw69D8?t=47s
"Shut that c-nt's mouth or I'll go over there and f--k-start her head!"
And, from The Departed (Mark Wahlberg)
http://youtu.be/lTaVxTmB5k4?t=36s
"Without asking for too many details, do you have anyone in with Costello presently?"
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f--- yourself.
Can't recall which film but Clint Eastwood was a bounty hunter and was arguing with another bounty hunter who was chasing the same person. The other guy says " A mans gotta earn a living!" Clint says "Dyings not much of a living , boy !
Not sure this qualifies as a movie, though most of their (Monty Python's) stuff eventually ended up on one film or another. Anyway, a variety of useful insults here:
From Rambo II:
"F*ck you." - Rambo