What's your best pickup line?

"Know what the gooch is?"

"Want to find out?"

Why don't we go back to my place and work on our math. We can subtract your clothes, divide your legs, add my d**k and multiply."

Wow, Sober (doubt it) Bartender Person, can I recommend a therapist?

To answer your question; none of the above. The pick-up line wasn't delivered in a bar, and I don't fly around the country for sex, as I can get that at home without the jet lag.

I do fly around the country for professional conferences on occassion, as I'll be doing in a couple of weeks. In fact, when I called up an old friend in Southern Cali and told him I'd be in the area, and that I'd love to meet his wife and kids, he said that that would be great. His wife sounds fantastic. I'm looking forward to the trip.

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

Wow, Sober (doubt it) Bartender Person, can I recommend a therapist?

To answer your question; none of the above. The pick-up line wasn't delivered in a bar, and I don't fly around the country for sex, as I can get that at home without the jet lag.

I do fly around the country for professional conferences on occassion, as I'll be doing in a couple of weeks. In fact, when I called up an old friend in Southern Cali and told him I'd be in the area, and that I'd love to meet his wife and kids, he said that that would be great. His wife sounds fantastic. I'm looking forward to the trip.

What in the world are you talking about????

umm...... wrote:

- If you come over and check out my mineral collection, I can show you my cummingtonite.

(Yes, that's a real mineral. Look it up if you don't believe me.)

As a geologist, this one is classic!

Looks like your analbite needs some dickite. Wanna know what an orogeny feels like?

LATABOM, I'm just suggesting that this Sober (not-a-chance) Bartender lady consider asking her not-very-significant other what he says when an old friend says she's coming to town and would love to meet his wife and kids.

Does he say "great" or does he say, "My wife won't want that." quickly followed by, "I want you all to myself."??

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

LATABOM, I'm just suggesting that this Sober (not-a-chance) Bartender lady consider asking her not-very-significant other what he says when an old friend says she's coming to town and would love to meet his wife and kids.

Does he say "great" or does he say, "My wife won't want that." quickly followed by, "I want you all to myself."??

Sorry, I still don't follow your ramblings. Suddenly the bartender is a lady, and you've added more dialog than before. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Does anyone else follow this bit, or am I the only one lost here?

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

LATABOM, I'm just suggesting that this Sober (not-a-chance) Bartender lady consider asking her not-very-significant other what he says when an old friend says she's coming to town and would love to meet his wife and kids.

Does he say "great" or does he say, "My wife won't want that." quickly followed by, "I want you all to myself."??

So you are gonna get a threesome on with your friend's wife is that it.

LATABOM wrote:

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

LATABOM, I'm just suggesting that this Sober (not-a-chance) Bartender lady consider asking her not-very-significant other what he says when an old friend says she's coming to town and would love to meet his wife and kids.

Does he say "great" or does he say, "My wife won't want that." quickly followed by, "I want you all to myself."??

Sorry, I still don't follow your ramblings. Suddenly the bartender is a lady, and you've added more dialog than before. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Does anyone else follow this bit, or am I the only one lost here?

I'm as lost as you LATABOM. I think the "Only Sober person in the bar" was simply wondering what you did next Lithe. When there was no response, they simply put out suggestions of what might have happened somewhat jokingly (the jokingly portion given away by the extreme nature of their suggestions - throw a drink in his face vs. flying across country to have sex with him are two extremely different reactions). The person seemed interested in your story and you (somehow) took it waaaay wrong.

"Let's hear it for the East German team."

-Carlton Banks from the episode in which Bel-air prep went coed

Here are some of Reuters' favorite pick up lines from movies, including ”Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.” – Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in A Day at the Races

http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2008/05/30/romantic-or-revolting-best-and-worst-movie-pickup-lines/

My di*k is on fire and my ballz are smokin', I want to fu*k you and I aint' jokin'...

Approaching a hot asian girl:

"Is that tempura in your belly or are you just happy sashimi"

So, how much?

The name's dong, long dong.