We all know that that Weston Butler of Johns Hopkins would have dominated this race like he dominates the Tinder game (as can be seen from his incredible summer of training and tindering), but unfortunately he gave up his chance to claim the national crown for an on-site interview with Goldman Sachs the same day, as well as too explore the incredible potential of the New York City Tinder scene. It is a great shame that he will not claim the title that is rightfuly his, but everyone knows he would have won this race, had he decided to compete. Alas, he has other, more pressing, concerns. It is truly a shame that his feet will not lightly feather the grass as he rolls to victory in Hannover, IN this year. I shed tears when I heard of his decision, as announced through the Hopkins sports website.