Soren Knudsen is back baby!!!!

FFF wrote:

Incidentally, I raced bikes for a while there, and:

Did one "workout" a week. It was "tempo."

Raced every weekend.

Pocketed more cash than this kid pockets. Way more.

Got all my gear handed to me by sponsors.

No, I couldn't promote the crap out of myself because the current means of doing so didn't exist.

No matter. I made bank. And did only one workout a week. And it was tempo. And all my stuff was free. I'm still using some of it (bikes). Many of your heads just exploded. You're welcome.

If those are quality vintage bikes, get that stuff on craigslist and you could make more than you did the entire time you were racing.

Ok y'all are right, he's not "living the dream", but he's certainly living my dream:

- he is able to keep himself alive ( food water sleep)

- he is running fast

FFF wrote:

Incidentally, I raced bikes for a while there, and:

Did one "workout" a week. It was "tempo."

Raced every weekend.

Pocketed more cash than this kid pockets. Way more.

Got all my gear handed to me by sponsors.

No, I couldn't promote the crap out of myself because the current means of doing so didn't exist.

No matter. I made bank. And did only one workout a week. And it was tempo. And all my stuff was free. I'm still using some of it (bikes). Many of your heads just exploded. You're welcome.

BFD. The bar is pretty low in bike racing. You can make more racing cat 3 than most sub elite runners will ever make in prize money. Either way you still aren't making anything. Most posters bank more than that for the time they are sitting at a desk posting on LRC.

Yeah, thanks, did that. Trashed one, though, I powdercoated, welded on canti taps, ride all over the place now because it's a beater that I like. Rivendell sells stuff like that, but I already have one.

And I put a few K into Apple in 1999. Yeah. That worked out.

Huh ok wrote:

I think Soren self promotes by starting some if these threads. I am already sick of the guy. He is s good runner but nothing like the hype.

You really must be new to letsrun if you think that Soren has started some of these recent threads.

EpicTCK, Scorpion_Runner and myself have been posting on letsrun for years. Obviously we are not soren.

You people who assume every single thread started about someone was started by that specific person are fools.

ThatAverageRunner wrote:

Huh ok wrote:

I think Soren self promotes by starting some if these threads. I am already sick of the guy. He is s good runner but nothing like the hype.

You really must be new to letsrun if you think that Soren has started some of these recent threads.

EpicTCK, Scorpion_Runner and myself have been posting on letsrun for years. Obviously we are not soren.

You people who assume every single thread started about someone was started by that specific person are fools.

hashtag soren adventure bro. this thread is for fans, idk why people would assume is the real soren. haters up and down this forum.

#sorenadventure

ThatAverageRunner wrote:

Huh ok wrote:

I think Soren self promotes by starting some if these threads. I am already sick of the guy. He is s good runner but nothing like the hype.

You really must be new to letsrun if you think that Soren has started some of these recent threads.

EpicTCK, Scorpion_Runner and myself have been posting on letsrun for years. Obviously we are not soren.

You people who assume every single thread started about someone was started by that specific person are fools.

First of all, I am MUCH smarter than you, you IDIOT. Secondly, I said that I think some of these threads are started by Soren. SOME, not all. Third, some of you losers need to get a life. Why the hell are some of you salivating over a little boy who can run well. Are you pedophiles? Serious question.

soren is update: per youtube, he will be running the Magis Mile . The magis mile is in Chicago, IL at St. Ingatius. His current 1 mile PR is a 4:04 that he ran at the magis mile last year! He said his goal is sub 4. Judging by the 5ks he has blasted the last month, I think sub 4 is definitly something he will achieve.

hashtag soren adventure bro

#sorenadventure

Have no clue who this Soren dude is.

However,

Ingrid Bergman sure is perty!

M.A.G.A...

Huh ok wrote:

ThatAverageRunner wrote:

You really must be new to letsrun if you think that Soren has started some of these recent threads.

EpicTCK, Scorpion_Runner and myself have been posting on letsrun for years. Obviously we are not soren.

You people who assume every single thread started about someone was started by that specific person are fools.

First of all, I am MUCH smarter than you, you IDIOT. Secondly, I said that I think some of these threads are started by Soren. SOME, not all. Third, some of you losers need to get a life. Why the hell are some of you salivating over a little boy who can run well. Are you pedophiles? Serious question.

first of all i cant be a pedo b/c im younger than him

second of all he's 18 so even if i was 60 he'd be legal

The cusp of sub 4 is a crap shoot.

For runners who can just barely make it under sub 4:

If it is 35 degrees you are screwed.

If it is 90 degrees you are screwed.

If it rained you may be screwed

If there are 30mph winds you are screwed.

If someone steps on your foot you are screwed.

If you ate the wrong thing or at the wrong time you are screwed.

If the pacer goes out in :56 you are screwed.

(happened in the high school dream mile a few years back,

pacer hit 2:00 for 800, but went :56 & 1:04 and blew up the field)

There are a lot of nitpicking things that can go wrong.

I have seen several mile races were the pacer hits 1 lap (410 meters)

(english mile on a metric track,

10 meters from water fall start to normal start line plus 1 lap)

in 62 and the announcers say he is right on pace.

No, he is not.

Assuming 1.8 seconds conversion for the extra 10 meters,

you need full laps of 59.5 to get sub 4.

So the first 410 meters would need to be in 61.3,

so the pacer at 62 is .7 seconds behind pace, and the runners behind

him are even further off pace.

And I have seen races were the pacer is doing his job, but the

runners are 5 meters behind him.

True, they are less then a second off, but they could be saving

5% on energy by being in the pacer's draft shadow, not 5 meters back.

I hope Soren goes sub 4 and I'll be checking out the video.

But about 10 different things can go wrong and he can only control about 5 of them.

Norway's own

Norway got talent T&F athletes

Yea if this dude's name was Muhmaed Ahmed

Peeps would have questioned whether he is an American or not

Huh ok wrote:

ThatAverageRunner wrote:

You really must be new to letsrun if you think that Soren has started some of these recent threads.

EpicTCK, Scorpion_Runner and myself have been posting on letsrun for years. Obviously we are not soren.

You people who assume every single thread started about someone was started by that specific person are fools.

First of all, I am MUCH smarter than you, you IDIOT. Secondly, I said that I think some of these threads are started by Soren. SOME, not all. Third, some of you losers need to get a life. Why the hell are some of you salivating over a little boy who can run well. Are you pedophiles? Serious question.

Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent kids. Are you suggesting that Soren has not yet hit puberty?

Even if someone was attracted to his youthful features, they would be a hebephile, not a pedophile.

learn English wrote:

Huh ok wrote:

First of all, I am MUCH smarter than you, you IDIOT. Secondly, I said that I think some of these threads are started by Soren. SOME, not all. Third, some of you losers need to get a life. Why the hell are some of you salivating over a little boy who can run well. Are you pedophiles? Serious question.

Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent kids. Are you suggesting that Soren has not yet hit puberty?

Even if someone was attracted to his youthful features, they would be a hebephile, not a pedophile.

creep alarm is going off

learn English wrote:

Huh ok wrote:

First of all, I am MUCH smarter than you, you IDIOT. Secondly, I said that I think some of these threads are started by Soren. SOME, not all. Third, some of you losers need to get a life. Why the hell are some of you salivating over a little boy who can run well. Are you pedophiles? Serious question.

Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent kids. Are you suggesting that Soren has not yet hit puberty?

Even if someone was attracted to his youthful features, they would be a hebephile, not a pedophile.

Wouldn't a hebephile be attracted to Jews?

where r the vlogssss?????

How do you even pronounce that name?

Sore-In Canoe-Son?

So-Ren Canoe-Sen?

Sor'n Ka-Nud-Sen?

Joe Schmoe wrote:

When I was a freshman in college, I also went over 100 miles in a week. Nobody cared or ever would care, because my high school PR was 4:40, not 4:05.

I was going to write this exact thing.