I recently introduced Lance to a crowd of people. I didn't know what to call him, so I asked his agent.
The agent said "What do you mean, call him?"
I said, "You know, Mr. Armstrong? Mr. Lance Armstrong? Olympian Lance Armstrong?"
"Oh, I see." said his agent, "buy just call him Lance. He has no titles."
Barakus Obama wrote:
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Why is this funny?
the french stink
What did the investment banker say to Lance when he applied for a job?
When you're as good as we are, come back for another interview.
Having lived in both France and the US for several years I can say with 100% certainty that the French have better personal hygiene than Americans.
But they do eat a lot of garlic and various herbs that can cause unpleasant body odor.
Lance was really humbled last night, that's the closest he'll ever come to eating Crow. She's moved on.
''NEWS REPORT: Eleven former teammates finger Lance Armstrong.''
Jesus no wonder he took drugs.
I think it's past time for some Manti Te'o jokes. Should be tons more of those than any for Lance and 'One Sheet' Crowe.
As Lance would say, "We ride together, we die together. Bad roids for life"