What's your best pickup line?

man: "that shirt looks becoming on you"

woman: "thanks"

man: "if I were on you, I'd be cumming too!"

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

"My son is Autistic."

A guy actually hit on me with this one. Could there be a behavior more vile than using your child's disability to get sympathy and affection from women?

I'm a woman who has tended bar for a long time and I've never heard this one. Hard to tell if it is vile, bizarre or just part of a conversation without the context. What happened next?

THE ALPHA MALE wrote:

YO BITCH YOU AINT GONNA FIND ANYONE BETTER HERE THEN THE ALPHA MALE, SO GET YOUR SHIT AND WE'LL HIT IT UP AT YOUR PLACE TONIGHT.

So, did your pet poodle follow you home?

Me: So ... do you have a boyfriend?

Her: No.

Me: You do now.

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "Hey love, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

more like it wrote:

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Great collection!

These guys just don't get it. None of them even so much as mentioned a willingness to cook or clean for us....

You look thirsty.

"Are you currently taking any prescription medication?"

Maybe not the best line out there, but that is the kind of thing you want to find out sooner rather than later.

And, 60% of the time, it works every time.

"What are you, like 18 years old?" Works great on the 30ish year old who obviously takes pride in her looks.

Or, "You look really healthy. You must work out."

These must be delivered with sincerity and applied truthfully.

Legit Lines wrote:

"What are you, like 18 years old?" Works great on the 30ish year old who obviously takes pride in her looks.

Yeah, works on 30 yr olds who are interested in attracting pedophiles (like the guys on this site).

Pathetic pick-up line, sorry.

Only Sober Person in the Bar wrote:

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

"My son is Autistic."

A guy actually hit on me with this one. Could there be a behavior more vile than using your child's disability to get sympathy and affection from women?

I'm a woman who has tended bar for a long time and I've never heard this one. Hard to tell if it is vile, bizarre or just part of a conversation without the context. What happened next?

Lithe Chick, you never got back to me. What happened next?

Some of you need to read the thread title it says "BEST" lines not shit ones.

As you were.

Lithe Chick with a Heart wrote:

"My son is Autistic."

A guy actually hit on me with this one. Could there be a behavior more vile than using your child's disability to get sympathy and affection from women?

Did you throw a drink in his face, laugh hysterically at him or fly across the country to have sex with him?

Ms not so obvious wrote:

Great collection!

These guys just don't get it. None of them even so much as mentioned a willingness to cook or clean for us....

It doesn't matter, the woman is the cooker and cleaner. She should only leave the kitchen to do laundry.