Fire on the track
Fire on the track
o.O wrote:
Fire on the track
Cool! Hope you watched it in your snuggie.
I got coupons - not a gift card, but a buy one, get one free coupon...
I got some very expensive ceramic carol-singers. Seriously.
ihasadrum wrote:
I have sported a full beard since before Woodstock, I met their daughter in 1980. My in-laws give me aftershave lotion almost yearly.
Take the hint and shave, dumbass!
Sounds like a good name for a satin glove/jizz rag combo to me.
KnowItAll wrote:
For some reason when I see or hear the term snuggie I think it must be a slang term for a sexual favor or sexual fetish or sexual novelty, like a furry or a hot carl.
I'm not going to take the time to read this whole thread, so I'm sure I'm repeating someone, but just turn the Snuggie around and wear it as a bathrobe.
themanontherun wrote:
I'm not going to take the time to read this whole thread, so I'm sure I'm repeating someone, but just turn the Snuggie around and wear it as a bathrobe.
perhaps he got a bathrobe and thought it was a snuggie?
I gotcha beat wrote:
My Uncle lives in Eugene and has been heavily influenced by the NIKE PR machine. He bought me a OTC running singlet. I don't think he understands that the rest of the country sees Nike as a joke. I would rather wear a I made love to Micael Jackson in Neverland t-shirt.
The joke is on the you because you KNOW that if you were good enough to run for OTC or if you were good enough to be asked to run for Nike and Alberto you'd freakin' crawl on your knobby runners knees to Eugene a lick the sweat off of Phil Knights scrotum for the chance.
Dont be so da mn jealous of the rich and talented.
This is a typical Nike response.
1. Anyone that thinks that Nike is geeky must be jealous.
2. All non Nike athletes wish they were with Nike.
Neither of the above statements are true. Nike does a great job of insulating their athletes from real life America. Much of the country (minus the Northwest) view Nike as dorky. Similar to top 40 music. If you were to see a 20 year old wearing a Miley Cirus t-shirt, What would you think? That is how most of the country views Nike. Popular to the masses, but not so much to those not being paid to wear the product.
Dead Wrong wrote:
This is a typical Nike response.
1. Anyone that thinks that Nike is geeky must be jealous.
2. All non Nike athletes wish they were with Nike.
Neither of the above statements are true. Nike does a great job of insulating their athletes from real life America. Much of the country (minus the Northwest) view Nike as dorky. Similar to top 40 music. If you were to see a 20 year old wearing a Miley Cirus t-shirt, What would you think? That is how most of the country views Nike. Popular to the masses, but not so much to those not being paid to wear the product.
Yeah that's why all those WC athletes run away from Nike.
You're a freakin' joke. Lemme guess you're "hard core" a "real" runner you wear Vibram Five fingers or run bare foot.
You're a joke dude pure and simple. Tell me you wouldn't give your left nut to be part of OTC IF you had talent.
Those "WC athletes" are paid handsomely to stick with Nike. They don't give two shits about the Nike image and hype machine unless they have double-digit IQs.
I know that you won't believe me when I tell you this, but I was a Nike athlete for 5 years. I have been retired for nearly a decade. It was not until I retired, that I realized the truth.
Nike does a wonderful job of selling the brand. So does Disney.
I got you all beat! I went to a post Christmas dinner at my sister-in-laws last night. My hubby and I bought presents for all that were there. Small but thoughtful and useful gifts as we don't exchange every year. I got a lovely and I say lovely hospital shaver, for men, (I'm a woman), battery operated. It's called a 'Medishaver' "The Personal grooming shaver for the hospitalized patient." That's right off of the box folks! You want to know the additional surprise gift that came with the shaver.?..you guessed it.....skin dandruff and hair in the blade. I wish that I would have looked at it and caught that at their house and I could've shared the Joyful expression on my face with everyone! I'm still in shock about this one!
I got a good one. I found my wife having sex with my neighbor on christmas eve. Not a good day at all!
So True! Went to the Nike Outlet between Cincinnati and Columbus, Ohio, the store was full of fatties.
I think I got pajamas once for a Christmas gift. What's the point? I don't see the point of bathrobes, either.
HAHAHA.
Ohiomom wrote:
I got you all beat! I went to a post Christmas dinner at my sister-in-laws last night. My hubby and I bought presents for all that were there. Small but thoughtful and useful gifts as we don't exchange every year. I got a lovely and I say lovely hospital shaver, for men, (I'm a woman), battery operated. It's called a 'Medishaver' "The Personal grooming shaver for the hospitalized patient." That's right off of the box folks! You want to know the additional surprise gift that came with the shaver.?..you guessed it.....skin dandruff and hair in the blade. I wish that I would have looked at it and caught that at their house and I could've shared the Joyful expression on my face with everyone! I'm still in shock about this one!
I have similar "gross gift" story. One Christmas my father-in-law's girlfriend gave me a box of baby toys for my then newborn. It was nasty teethers, rattle, etc. that her kid had used 20 years previously and it was all covered in dust, dirt, and cobwebs. She gave my son a book that literally fell apart when he picked it up and a stuffed animal to one of my daughters that had cat or dog fur embedded in it. But my gift was the best. I opened a box to find handmade afgan. I thought that was pretty nice of her to make one for me. But when I got home and took it out of its box, I saw it also had cat fur all over it with a couple of very old hacked up hairballs. All of it went into the trash.
